Why doesn't anyone like Lumpy?
Question: Lumpy, how do you deal with being hated and called stupid all the time?
Lumpy: Uh... *Has flies buzzing around his face*
Sniffles: Lumpy is too stupid to know anything.
Lumpy: Wait, well. Uh, I never knew the fans hated me. I feel sad.
Lianna: No, Lumpy. Don't cry. I like you. You're pretty nice, you may be stupid but you're pretty funny and can be helpful at times like that time you helped Flippy with his PTSD.
Lumpy: Aw. Come here you! *Grabs Lianna and swings her around*
Lianna: Wheee!!
Lumpy: *Laughing but accidentally lets go off Lianna*
Lianna: AHHHHHH!!! *Flies into a lawn mower* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Dies*
Sniffles: Nice going, ideot. You just killed Lianna.
Lumpy: Oh no!!!! *Cries* Now nobody likes me.
Cuddles: Hey, I like you.
Giggles: I like you to.
Toothy: So do I.
Nutty: CANDY!!! *Eats candy*
Sniffles: I like you fine.
Lifty: Uh, we don't like you.
Shifty: We only like stealing from you.
Lifty: *Punches Shifty in the sholder* Shut up, Shifty.
Flaky: I like you. *Shakes*
Splendid: I think you're a nice guy.
Flippy: You're the one who helped me cure my PTSD. I like you.
Fliqpy: Not me. I don't like anyone.
Cub: Yay!
Fliqpy: Okay, everyone but Cub.
Pop: *Picks up Cub* Hey! That's my son!
Cuddles: See, almost everyone here likes you. Even the audience.
Lumpy: Aw.. well, I hope this helps your question.
Lifty: Ask and Dare us!
Shifty: Bye!
The End.
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