Karin: *pacing the outside the school* "where Is Alina!? We need to go over to Mitsuki Villia soon! Whats taking her so long?"
Alina: "Idiota! Lets go we're running late!"
Karin: "Alina there you- who's that?" *points to Mifuyu*
Mifuyu: "My name is Mifuyu Azusa. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Karin: "I'm Karin Minsono! It's nice to meet you too."
Alina: "alright now that we have our little introductions over with lets get moving!" *walks off"
Karin: "Alina wait up!" *runs after her*

~timeskip~

Alina: *barges in* "Alina has brought a new guest! Everyone meet-"
Tsuruno: "MIFUYUUUUUUUUUU!" *tackles*
Mifuyu: "ack!" *falls*
Alina:"right... now lets start."

https://youtu.be/E47zB6d7OBk

(Heres the video they were talking about)

Alina: "Magnifico! That song was quite unsettling, perfect for Alina!"
Karin: "unsettling is right..."
Iroha: "I feel like this is part of a bigger story or something? I'm not sure?"
Yachiyo: "I honestly don't know how to respond to that."
Momoko: "I don't either."
Mifuyu: "neither do I."
Tsuruno: "so she's a fruit? They mentioned fruits like several times and the comments are talking about how their fruits!? But how does that make sense!? What fruit even is she?"
Rena: "You're thinking too deeply into this Tsuruno."
Felicia: "they're fruits!? Aww man! Now I'm hungry!!"
Sana: "I thought the animation and singing was nice."
Kaede: "yeah. The glitch effects were cool too."

Alina: *pulls out a demon summoning book* "Someone pull out the candle turn off the lights, and draw a pentagram on the floor. We're summoning a demon!"
Mifuyu: "woah woah woah! She said a goddess not a demon!"
Karin: "and do you just have a demon book on you at all times just in case you needed to summon one?"
Alina. "...perhaps..." *hides the book*
Yachiyo: "right... anyway so we need to meet Akemi-san and and a goddess? Well we already know Akemi-san so we can call her."
Iroha: *dialing her number* "maybe she knows how we can meet the goddess?"

~timeskip~

Homura: "I'm here!"
Sana: "hello!"
Homura: "what did you need me for?"
Momoko: "we need you to help us find someone?"
Homura: "hm? Who?"
Rena: "some sort of goddess or whatever you have any ideas."
Homura: "... all of you follow me." *walks out the door*
Tsuruno: "w-whoa she actually knew what we were talking about!?"
Yachiyo: "well if she does we have no time to waste! Lets move."

~timeskip~
Felicia: "WHAT IN THE FLYING DONKEY FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!? WE'VE BEEN ON THIS DAMN BUS FOR HOUSE ANS STILL HAVEN'T LEFT THE CITY!?"
Homura: "the journey to the goddess takes a while be patient."
Alina: "Alina agrees with the angry dog, it's been at least 3 hours since we've boarded this damn bus and I am bored out my mind."
Karin: "I've been having a good time."
Alina: "cause you've been laying in my lap for the past two in a half hours."
Karin: *in a daze* "and I could die happily right now... with no regrets."
Alina: *facepalms*
Homura: "we've reached the stop, lets get off."

~timeskip~

Felicia: "We've... been... walking... in the woods.... FOR FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT."
Tsuruno: "thats true... but I the mightiest am not tired... for I am the mightiest."
Yachiyo: "you've been leaning against me for the past hour."
Mifuyu: "oh let her have her fun Yachan."
Yachiyo: *sighs*
Iroha: "Look at that.... Homura seems to be having no trouble with this...."
Rena: "w-wha!? How!?"
Kaede: "what do you mean how? I'm personally enjoying this short nature walk!"
Rena: "Kaede... I swear.... I will slap you."
Momoko: "don't start... fighting you two..."
Alina: *carrying Karin on her back* "Ok no." *drops her*
Karin: "Ow! What was that for?" *stands up*
Alina: "I Alina refuse to carry you anymore. You can carry yourself!"
Karin: "awwww!" *pouts*
Alina: "D-Don't you 'Awww!' Me! And stop pouting!"
Homura: *stops* "we're here."
Everyone except Kaede: *collapses*
Kaede: "yay! This was fun!"
Rena: "KAEDE I WILL KILL YOU!"

~timeskip~

Homura: "here we are the shrine of Madokami."
Felcia: "wait we traveled for SEVEN hours to get all the way out here! FOR A SHRINE!?"
Homura: "give me a second!"
Homura: *does some sort of holy ritual*
Madokami: *descends from the heavens*
Rena: "what the fu-"
Alina: *whispers to Mifuyu* "is this part of the Uwasa?"
Mifuyu: *whispers back* "I was about to ask you the same thing."

Madokami: "greetings children I am Madokami."
Yachiyo: "oh wow so there really is a god"
Karin: "can we ask questions?"
Madokami: "well-"
Tsuruno: "how can you make the perfect Noodles!?"
Felicia: "are cows considered holy creatures!?"
Kaede: "whats the most beautiful flower in the world?"
Sana: "whats the best cat to keep hidden in a house so no one finds out?"
Yachiyo: "wait what-"
Karin: "what happens in the next volume of Phantom thief Magical girl Kirin!?"
Sana: "how do you get a fake I.D to adopt a cat?"
Yachiyo: "hold on-"
Sana: "How do you-"
Homura: "THATS ENOUGH! She's not Google she's a goddess right Madokami- huh! where'd she go?"
Iroha: "She left while you guys were asking questions."
Momoko: "it's kind of a shame really, that she left so soon."
Homura: "nooo Madokaaa come baaaack."
Yachiyo: "welp time to begin the journey home!"
Kaede: "yay more hiking!"
Rena: "nope I'm not doing this Kaede carry me!"
Kaede: "w-wha!?"

~timeskip~

Alina: "well thats the end of that dare- Karin you can get off my back now we're back at the villia."
Karin: "but it's comfy!"
Alina: *shrugs her off*
Karin: "ow." *stands up and wipes her skirt off*
Alina: "moving on."

Karin: "we're dating"
Alina: *at the same time as Karin* "We're not dating*
*they look at each other for a moment*
Karin: "we're not dating?"
Alina: "we're dating."
*they look at each other again
Karin: *slowly shrugs*
Alina: "We're not sure."

Rena: "I wasn't jealous when they got all cuddly! I know fully well that Karin likes Alina."
Tsuruno: "but what if Kaede likes Karin? That always an option."
Mifuyu: "shh Tsuruno! You're gonna make her overthink things!"
Rena: "y-yeah what if Kaede likes Karin."
Yachiyo: "Oh boy here we go..."
Rena: "what if I'm not good enough..."
Momoko: "h-hey Rena thats not true."
Kaede: *walks in* "hey whats going on guys-"
Rena: "WELL SHE CAN LIKE WHOEVER SHE WANTS I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT JEALOUS I'M NOT JEALOUS AT ALL!" *storms out*
Kaede: "oh... ok...."
Tsuruno: "whoops... hehehehe..."
Mifuyu: "go Apologize!"
Yachiyo: "NOW."

Felicia: "what do I think of Sana? Well she's really nice and sweet. She has really cool hair and she gives great hugs, and she has like really cool stories to tell and she's a great listener. So yeah she's like really cool.
Sana: "o-oh thank you Felicia! You're pretty cool too. You're a great listener and your hugs are super warm! And a lot of other stuff."
Felicia: "o-oh." *blushes* "t-thanks."
Sana: "oh I forgot that I promised to help Iroha with lunch today! I'll see you later." *leaves*
Felicia: "y-yeah bye...." *slams face in hands* "what the hell was that!? Whats wrong with me!?"

Iroha: "I would kiss Homura marry Madoka and kill Mami. Mami scares me."
Yachiyo: "kiss Mami marry Homura and Kill Madoka."
Tsuruno: "same as Iroha
Felicia: "same as Iroha. Except I would kiss no one!" *glances at Sana* "well almost no one..."
Sana: "same as Iroha."
Momoko: "kiss Madoka marry Mami and kill Homura."
Rena: "same as Momoko."
Keade: "probably the same as Iroha."
Alina: "I would kill them all."
Karin: "thats not how the game works-"
Alina: "shh!"
Karin: "well I would do the same as Iroha."
Alina: "everyone needs to stop agreeing with Iroha and make their own opinions or something."
Karin: "well that just means it's the most popular answer!"
Alina: "whatever..."
Mifuyu: "I agree with Yachan."
Karin: "was that everyone?"
Alina: "yes now lets move on."

Iroha: "b-but she didn't do anything I can't be mad at her! Well I guess thats the point of the dare huh?" *walks into Yachiyo's room* "YACHIYO I CAN'T BELIVE YOU!"
Yachiyo: "w-what the? Iroha whats wrong?"
Iroha: "THIS IS AWFUL I CAN'T BELIVE IT!" *storms out*
Yachiyo: "h-huh? What?"
Iroha: *pops back in* "It was just a dare. I'm sorry Yachiyo."
Yachiyo: "o-oh it's fine Iroha... just please don't scare me like that again...."

Sana: "O-oh a date huh? Well ok..." *walks over to Felicia.* "Felicia. D-do you wanna go o-on a..."
Felicia: "on a...?"
Sana: "...On a date?"
Felicia: *her face goes solid red* "I-I uh well I mean since you asked I would totally cause you asked not like I want to but because I'm free-"
Sana: "oh no we don't have to go it was just a dare."
Felicia: "w-what?"
Sana: "yeah it was just a dare. I should probably get back to Iroha now though sorry."
Felicia: "oh no it's fine..."
Sana: *leaves*
Felicia: "UGHHH!" *lays face first in the ground.*
Tsuruno: *walks in* "are you ok?"
Felicia: *muffled* "leave me here to die."

Alina: "hugs? Really?"
Karin: *opens up her arms* "I'm ready for a hug! If you want to I mean."
Alina: *walks away*
Karin: "thats ok. I'll wait!"
Alina: *hugs Tsuruno.*
Tsuruno: "eh? What the-"
Alina: *semi-hugs Felicia who was still laying face first on the floor*
Alina: *hugs Iroha and Sana as they make lunch."
Sana: "eek-"
Iroha: "o-oh thank you Alina."
Alina: *walks back into the room where Karin is*
Karin: *still waiting*
Alina: *sighs* "fine." *hugs Karin*
Karin: *hugs back*
*a few minuets pass*
Alina: "you can let go now."
Karin: "just a few more minutes."
Alina: *sighs*

Mifuyu: "well it's a little hard to just show up and scare everyone but I can scare everyone." *looks into the other room*
Iroha: "it's time for lunch! Sana and I made sandwiches! She was a big help! *she pats Sana's head*
Sana: *blushes slightly* "thanks."
Tsuruno: *in the other room* Felicaaaa you can't mope around on the floor forever!*
Felicia: *in the other room, muffled* "YES I CAAAN!"
Tsuruno: *in the other room* "lets go-"
Felicia: *no longer muffled* "NOOOOO."
Tsuruno: *comes in carrying Felicia* "I got Felicia!"
Yachiyo: "good now we can eat."
Kaede: "aren't we missing someone?"
Rena: "no who would we be"
Mifuyu: *turns off the lights*
Kaede: "eeek!"
Rena: "let go of me Kaede don't be such a baby!"
Kaede: "your clinging on to me too!"
Sana: "ahh! It's a ghost!"
Yachiyo: "calm down. Someone probably just turned the lights off. Here I found the switch*
Mifuyu: *sitting on the couch eating a sandwich*
Everyone except Alina and Yachiyo: "EEK!"
Yachiyo: "I knew it."
Alina: "cowards...."

Karin: "sorry there aren't any twins on our list."
Alina: "yes, only a list of people are allowed to be asked and and dared on our blog."
Karin: "here, we'll post a list of the people you can ask and dare  so we can hopefully avoid this happening again in the future. Sorry for the inconvenience."

Alina: "you can ask and dare:
Iroha Tamaki
Yachiyo Nanami
Tsuruno Yui
Felicia Mitsuki
Sana Futaba
Momoko Togame
Rena Minami
Kaede Akino
Mifuyu Azusa
Karin Minsono
Alina Gray.
This list may be updated in the future."

Tsuruno: "tell everyone that my food sucks!? How could I possibly do that? Banbanzai has the best Chinese food in all of Kamihama!"
Yachiyo: "it's been in 50th place out of 100 restaurants for the past few years."
Tsuruno: "S-so?"
Yachiyo: "just say it, it's not like it's true anyway. It's just a dare."
Tsuruno: "f-fine!"

~timeskip~

Tsuruno: "Members of Team Mitsuki house! I have an announcement to make!"
Iroha: "ok. What is it?"
Tsuruno: "Babanzai's food... s...s....s..."
Yachiyo: "it'll be ok Tsuruno. Spit it out..."
Tsuruno: "SUCKS! BABANZAI'S FOOD SUCKS!"
Everyone: "..."
Rena "You got dared to say that, right?"
Tsuruno: "yeah..."
Mifuyu: "oh good! I would've been concerned if she wasn't!"

Sana: "the...what?"

https://youtu.be/9Ux2ZxSXePs

(Video for reference)

Iroha: *opens the door* "hey Sana did you finish that dare- Sana?"
Sana: *curled in a ball on the floor sobbing*
Iroha: "oh no..."
Felicia: *runs in* "I've got this!" *hugs Sana*
Sana: *sniffle* "thank you..."

Karin: "thats all the asks and dares we have for today."
Alina: "indeed. We didn't even have as many things as we usually do today but we still managed to make the 2,000 word mark."
Karin: "what?"
Alina: "nothing. Now lets do that dumb outro of yours."
Karin: "yay!"
Karin and Alina: "leave your asks and dares in the comments!"
Rena: "what kind of outro is that? Like your literally just saying what they've been doing every chapter. If you're gonna have an outro it should be like a cool catchphrase or something."
Alina: "literally who cares. No one reads this part of the book anyway-"
Karin: "yeah she has a point we need to up our outro game."
Alina: "no no no, we're bot doing this." *leaves*
Karin: "Alina wait we have to try out new outros!" *runs after her*

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