Karin: *opens the door to team Mitsuki villa* "Hey! We're here."
Yachiyo: "You two have to help pay for the damages! You literally burnt the place down!"
Rena: "it wasn't us! It was Mitama-"
Yachiyo: "Mitama's not my concern." *she sighed* you're both being charged 1,000¥ each for this so you have to find a way to pay it off."
Tsuruno: "You can get a job at Banbanzai if that helps!"
Rena: "Ugh! No way am I working at that
Karin: "I-is this a bad time-"
Alina: *barges in* "you guys can deal with your financial problems later. We have asks and dares to do."
Iroha: "okay lets start."

Yachiyo: "um that makes me uncomfortable-"
Karin: "what why?"
Tsuruno: "Cause Yachiyo's an adult and the rest of us are minors."
Karin: "oh."
Yachiyo: *sigh* "lets just get this over with."

Yachiyo: *to Iroha* "Are you french? Because Eiffel for you."
Iroha: "oh geez that reminded me of the Candle dream thing."
Yachiyo: "I know."
Karin: "what candle thing?"
Momoko: "we're not so sure either. But apparently the two of them traveled in their dreams to 18th century France? And then became holy maidens and saved the world?"
Alina: "sounds complicated."

Yachiyo: *to Tsuruno* "Are you from Tennessee-"
Tsuruno: "No I'm from Japan."
Yachiyo: "-cause you're the only ten I see... I don't know how to respond to that."
Tsuruno: "WAIT."
Yachiyo: "what-"
Tsuruno: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A 10/10 AND NOT A 5/10!?"
Yachiyo: "yeah why!?"
Tsuruno: *tearing up* "FINALLY A PERFECT SCORE."
Rena: "You do realize it was just a pickup line and not a food rating right?"
Tsuruno: "NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!!"

Yachiyo: *to Felicia* "If you were a stake you'd be well done."
Felicia: "STAKE- WHERE!?" *bouncing up and down like an excited child*
Sana: "there is no stake Felicia..."
Felicia: "awww boooo."
Yachiyo: *chuckle* "how about we have some tonight for dinner?"
Felicia: "yay!"

Yachiyo: *to Sana* "Are you a cat? Because I'm Feline a connection between us."
Sana: *flustered* "o-oh. No ones ever said something like that to me before I don't know how to react."
Felicia: "I could do better then that."
Sana: "what'd you say Felicia?"
Felicia: "uh... Nothin'."

Yachiyo: *to Momoko* "even if there wasn't gravity on earth. I'd still fall for you."
Momoko: "where is she getting all these pickup lines from?"
Kaede: *shrug* "I don't know."
Alina: "she's reading them off of Google, I can see her looking at her phone."
Momoko: "oh."

Yachiyo: *to Rena* "I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
Rena: "now that I think about it. Would the person that dared her to do this even count pickup lines as flirting?"
Karin: "I have no idea."

Yachiyo: *to Kaede* "Roses are red, Violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?"
Kaede: "oh that could be fun! We could have a sleepover and you can see my garden and meet-"
Rena: "no one wants to look at plants and meet your smelly animals."
Kaede: "how dare you! Gardening is phone and my pets are not smelly!"
Momoko: "hey hey! Take it easy this has already gone on long enough and we still have a lot more stuff to do."

Alina: "the tall blonde is right. Moving on."
Iroha: "but what about Karin and Alina? They haven't gotten a turn yet!"
Alina: "Alina and the idiota are off limits."
Iroha: "but-"
Alina: "OFF. LIMITS."
Karin: "awww! Is that because you'd get jealous-"
Alina: "SILENCE!!"

Iroha: "lets move on. So I have to prank Sana. Ok um." *goes to goggle* "this one seems nice."
Iroha: *places bubblewrap under a rug*
Momoko: *walks up* what are you doing Iroha?"
Iroha: "I got dared to prank Sana- oh here she comes hide!"
Iroha and Momoko: *hides around the corner*
Sana and Felicia: *walking and having a nice conversation*
Felicia: "So then I went all BLAM. POW. BOOM. And thats the fastest I've ever killed a witch!"
Sana: "wow. Sounds really cool Felicia!" *smiles*
Felicia: "heh. Don't make me blush." *scratches the back of her head sheepishly*
Sana: *steps on the carpet and the bubblewrap pops* "eek!" *jumps and clings to Felicia*
Felicia: *almost falls over* "w-woah! Be careful Sana!"
Iroha and Momoko: *runs out*
Iroha: "are you ok!?"
Felicia: "yeah I'm fine."
Iroha: "I was talking to Sana."
Felicia: *nervously* "w-well I was talking to Momoko!"
Momoko: "I didn't ask, but I'm glad you're alright Felicia."
Iroha: "same here".
Sana: "I'm fine." *turns to Felicia.* "um.. You can put me down now."
Felicia: "r-right." *puts her down and coughs awkwardly* "sorry..."

Tsuruno: "ohhoho! The most difficult dare for the mightiest! I see you have a good eye! However, Iroha has never been angry once. So I'm not sure how to do it, but I will try my best!"
Tsuruno: "Hey! Iroha!"
Iroha: *comes into the room* "yes?"
Tsuruno: "I need to tell you something Rena said about you!"
Iroha: "h-huh? What did she say?"
Tsuruno: "she said. Uhhh. That your hairstyles dumb! Yeah that."
Iroha: "s-she did?"
Tsuruno: "yeah! She thought it was weird sense it was like partly braided and then like the rest of it was down."
Iroha: *starts crying*
Tsuruno: "W-wha-"
Iroha: "b-but I work so hard on it every day. Does it look weird?" *sob sob*
Tsuruno: "w-wait! She didn't actually say it! I was just saying it to make you mad for the blog-"
Iroha: "for the blog..."
Tsuruno: "Yeah I was dared too."
Iroha: "you did all that for the blog!?"
Tsuruno: "u-uh I'm sorry?"
Iroha: *grrrrr* "Tsuruno!!"
Tsuruno: "a-ah! I'm sorry!" *runs*
Iroha: *sigh* "Calm down Iroha she didn't mean it." *looks in a mirror* "My hair does not look dumb..."

Felicia: "No you can't make me do this!"
Yachiyo: "you have too."
Felicia: "NO I DON'T!"
Yachiyo: "yes, yes you do."
Felicia: "You can't make me!"
Yachiyo: "We'll have no meat at dinner if you don't."
Felicia: "..."
Yachiyo: "so put on the dress." *holds up a frilly pink with matching pink ribbons*
Felicia: "FINE."

~timeskip~
Yachiyo: *knocks on the bathroom door* "are you done yet?"
Felicia: "I look stupid..."
Yachiyo: "I'm sure you look fine."
Felicia: "Why do I have to dress all girly anyway!? It's dumb!"
Yachiyo: "because you need something to help you act girly."
Felicia: "I do not!"
Yachiyo: "Yes you do. I'm positive you could not do it on your own. So are you gonna come out and do it or not?"
Felicia: *walks out in the girly outfit clearly pissed*
Yachiyo: *quickly snaps a picture."
Felicia: "did you just-"
Yachiyo: "nope. Now say it."
Felicia: *sighs* "Hiya! I'm Felicia isn't this dress like super adorbs? I'm totally gona go to the mall later and get some new shoes! You should totes come with!"
Sana: "..."
Felicia: *turns beet red* "Sana!? w-when did you come in!?"
Sana: "when you started talking... Felicia It's ok if you like-"
Felicia: *slams bathroom door shut and locks it*
Yachiyo: *knocks on door* "Felicia..."
Felicia: "LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN DIE IN HERE!"
Yachiyo: "Oh dear this could be a while."

Sana: "I h-have to embarrass either Yachiyo or Tsuruno? Well, Yachiyo's in the middle of-"
Yachiyo: *from the other room* "FELCIA CALM DOWN!"
Felicia: *from the other room* "I CAN NEVER FACE HER AGAIN!!"
Yachiyo: *from the other room* "FELICIA THATS NOT TRUE!"
Felicia: *from the other room* "YES IT IS!!"
Sana: "...that. So I'll have to embarrass Tsuruno."

Sana: *walks into the room*
Tsuruno: "thats not true! I can totally stand on my head!"
Alina: "ha! Alina would like to see you try."
Karin: "I would like you try too. It sounds fun. What about you Kaede?"
Kaede: "o-oh yeah!"
Tsuruno: "ok watch!"
Sana: *whispers* "this is the perfect opportunity to embarrass her! All I need to do is get her to fall, but how?"
Tsuruno: *stands on her head*
Sana: *grabs a small ball and throws it at her arm*
Tsuruno: "w-woah!" *falls*
Alina: "hahaha! 'I can stand on my head!' Hahaha!"
Karin: "Alina-Senpai! Don't laugh at her!"
Tsuruno: *blushes clearly embarrassed* "I can do it! I just lost balance let me try it again!"
Sana: *whispers* "I'm sorry Tsuruno..."

~timeskip~

Alina: "I have to kiss the idiota. Interesting."
Karin: "haha you don't have to if you don't want to Alina-"
Alina: *grabs Karins shirt and pulls her in for a kiss*
Alina: *breaks the kiss* "are you satisfied?"
Karin: *falls on the ground her face beet red."
Alina: "I-idiota? What the-"
Karin: *in a daze* "I could die happily right now with no regrets..."
Alina: "wake up dummy the next dare is yours and we're already past the 1,000 word mark."

Karin: "Make Alina jealous? Oh that'll be easy!"
Karin: "Kaede!"
Kaede: *walks in* "yes-"
Karin: *pulls her close* "did I ever tell you you had beautiful eyes?"
Kaede: "u-uh. No?"
Alina: *across the room, eyeing Kaede* "I'll kill her. I will kill her."
Rena: *looks at Karin and Kaede then looks away with a huff*

Alina: "FINALLY THE NEXT COMMENT."

Momoko: *walks into a room and turns the light on* "KAEDE!" *runs over*
Kaede: *laying face first in a pool of blood*
Momoko: "SOMEONE MURDERED KAEDE!"

~timeskip~

Momoko: "I have called you all in today because someone here has murdered my good friend Kaede in the other room. And I will not rest until they are put to justice!" *slams hands on table* "so! Which one of you did it!?"

Iroha: "I'm pretty sure none of us would actually want to hurt Kaede-"
Momoko: "Well Obviously someone would! Because she's dead!" *gets in Iroha's face* "and how do I know it's not you!? You pranked Sana earlier! How do I know one of your little pranks haven't gone to far!?"

Yachiyo: "Momoko! Calm down you're being hysterical! We need to be levelheaded if we're gonna figure out who did this-"
Momoko: *turns to face Yachiyo* "and how do I know you didn't do it!"
Yachiyo: "Cause I didn't. What motive would I even have to kill Kaede? What would I gain from it?"
Momoko: "you make a fair point."

Momoko: *points at Tsuruno and Felicia* "what about you two? You we're both embarrassed today! What if you just want revenge on this whole house! And you started with Kaede!"
Tsuruno: "thats ridiculous we would never hurt Kaede!"
Felicia: "yeah! She's our friend."

Momoko: "hmm well Sana doesn't have a motive... Rena!?"
Rena: "why in the world would I kill Kaede!? She's my friend too!"
Momoko: "maybe because.. OF HOW CUDDLY SHE WAS WITH KARIN EARLIER!"
Rena: "what!?"
Momoko: "you could've been jealous!"
Rena: "no way! If I was jealous wouldn't I have killed Karin instead!? Plus, if anyone would've killed killed Kaede out of jealousy it would've been Alina right!?"

Momoko: "You have a point."
Sana: "Speaking of Karin and Alina. Where are they?"
Everyone: "..."

*CRASH*

Alina: *in another room* "BE MORE CAREFUL IDIOTA! YOU DON'T WANNA BREAK THE MOP!"
Karin: "Sorry Alina!"
Momoko: *stomps over and opens the door*
Karin and Alina: *fighting over a mop and covered in blood.*
Momoko: "wow. Look over here..."
Karin: "H-hold on let us explain!"
Alina: "ALINA'S NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!"
Karin: "WHAT!?"
Momoko and Yachiyo: *drags Karin and Alina into the living room*
Momoko: "You have five minutes to explain!"
Karin. "H-hold on! Kaede isn't dead! Please listen to us! I accidentally put Strawberry milk in the freezer."
Alina: "and the idiota thought she could microwave it."
Karin: "and it exploded and got all over us!"
Alina: "because she somehow managed to turn on the Microwave with the door open. Like they are literally made so you CAN'T do that."
Karin: "then Kaede came in and slipped and fell!"
Alina: "and it knocked her right out."
Karin: "Yeah! She's alive and well we swear!"
Yachiyo: "did you even. CHECK HER PULSE BEFORE YOU STARTED ACCUSING ALL OF US!?"
Momoko: "I guess grief and anger just took over..."
Yachiyo: *facepalm*
Iroha: "lets look on the bright side! At least she's alive!"
Kaede: *walks in* "I have a head

~timeskip~

Yachiyo: "whats it like to babysit everyone? Tiring. So so tiring..."

Yachiyo: "..." *sigh* *calls Mifuyu*
Mifuyu: "hello Yachan. You haven't called in a while."
Yachiyo: "Mifuyu, I'm pregnant."
Mifuyu: "..."
Yachiyo: "Mifuyu? Are you still there- oh she hung up thats odd."

Alina: *facetimes the Amane twins*
Tsukuyo: *in her black feather hood* "what do you want Alina?"
Tsukasa: *also in her hood* "we're kinda busy."
Alina: "I repainted your flutes, destroyed them and fed them to the eve."
Tsukuyo: "no you didn't we're literally holding them right now."
Tsukasa: "what are you doing in that labyrinth Alina?"
Alina: "playing the game, duh."
Tsukuyo: "how strange."
Tsukasa: "for sure."
Alina: *hangs up* "how annoying."

Alina: "Karin!"
Karin: "yes Senpai-"
"You're really nice and cute and you're art- well you're arts still bad but it's the spirit that counts."
Karin: *falls on the ground face as red as a beet*
Alina: "eh? Idiota!?"
Karin: *in a daze* "I could die happily right now."
Alina: "If your gonna do this every time I'm nice to you I'm gonna stop doing it."
Karin: *stands up* "sorry." *smiles* "oh oh! can we do the outro now!?
Alina: *sighs* "fine."
Karin and Alina: "leave your asks and dares in the comments!"

Alina: *gets a phonecall* "I have to answer this.   I'll come back inside in a sec."
Karin: "Alright." *walks back inside*
Alina: *answers phone* "hello?"
???: "Alina. I talked with the other magius and they've decided on something."
Alina: "oh? And what would that be?"
???: "they've decided to send me in to help you."
Alina: "Excuse me? I Alina, am perfectly capable of controlling an Uwasa."
???: "It's not the Uwasa they're worried about. They're worried about what may happen if they were to fall out of the hypnosis so they're sending me in there to prevent that from happening."
Alina *sigh* "very well. I'll meet up with you tomorrow, Mifuyu."
Mifuyu: "looking forward to it." *hangs up*
Alina: "aye aye aye!" *shakes head before going inside*

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