Yet ANOTHER two in one.

-MurderousAmerican : "I dare you to wear that God awful mullet of yours in pigtails for a week." And "I dare you to cut your hair."

Keith's eyes widened. "But I like my hair..." He looked down and sighed. "...okay... I'll do it for the dare..." He grabbed two hair ties and tied his hair into pigtails, pouting like a child.

He then grabbed some scissors and held them up to the pigtails. "At least this means the mullet will technically stay in pigtails..." Tears sprung into his eyes. "I don't wanna cut it..."

He wiped his eyes and squeezed them closed. Then, he brought the scissors up to his hair and chopped the pigtails off. He wimpered as the hair fell to the floor. "Are you happy now?!" He wiped his eyes again.

"Now can somebody help me make this haircut actually look good?"