-DirkStrider- dared me to get 5 "sexy" pictures and give my opinion.
1.

Karkat:*blushes bright red* uhh...Apparently dirk loves his l-letters? He looks.. U-uh *whispers quietly* s-sexy.
2.

Jegus fuck. *blushes light red and thinks* 'he looks good with out a shirt.'
He needs to to wear a shirt.
3.

Gog damn it dirk quit looking at me. *blushes dark red and hides in my crab blanket and thinks* 'quit looking so god damn hot!!'
4.

D-Dirk!! Keep the smuppet away from me and why are your eyes so beautiful!? D-Damn it I didn't mean to say that.
5.

*accidently says out loud* dirk quit being So fûçking hot. Grrr. Oh shit I just said that out loud. Ignore me!
6.

*hides under blanket* dirk put on a Gog damn shirt your making the fan girls and boys nose bleed.
*covers up own nose*
7.

*has a instant nose bleed* JEGUS FUCK! TISSUES, TISSUES WHERE ARE THE TISSUES ? *tries to stop nose bleed*
8.

Kye The admin: Karkat said this was a hot picture. He is trying to fix his nose bleed after he saw the maid out fit. Heheh.