Spinel: playing BitLife What Thottie did? A lot of things, I'm just not fenna list every single thing because of obvious reasons but... sips Faygo I'll just say that she's having a FUN time with Kevin right now. A very fun time.

Steven: And as of politics? I mean...I wanna say Selena Gomez if she ever decided to run, and Obama if he could...so in conclusion...I have no fucking clue.

Spinel: Government is the reason my criminal record is full...fucking bastards.

Steven: sighs Spinel, if you bark at someone's dog, of course the dog's owner is gonna call the police.

Spinel: defensive IT WAS BARKING AT ME FIRST!!!

Steven: Welp, apprently the police are still on your ass anyway. And besides, it's a DOG. You're a human, dumbass.

Spinel: Mrs. Higgins and that damn pit bull can go choke...if it can bark at me I should have every right to bark back.

Steven: rolls eyes Ok whatever...I don't even know why I brought that up. Let's move on to the dares. reads notifications So for one, I can't have sweets for 5 chappies...which is actually a good thing.

Spinel: Are you still on that M&M incident? It was just a prank!

Steven: A prank involving me eating candy you put onion juice on. And the fact you were so surprised it burned after you bit out of a raw onion just made me wonder what kind of drugs you've been taking...

Spinel: flashbacks It burned more than I thought it would! And I thought it was a shallot! Besides, I made up for it with cookies~ smirks With the special ingrediant, Love Nector~

Steven: What the hell is Love nector?!

Spinel: Hehe... flirty Oh one day you'll learn, doll. One day.

Steven:...I have a feeling it's what I think it is...I hope I'm wrong....

Spinel: Most likely not. reads dare Oh! We gotta kiss in front of everyone. I'm exluding your side of the fam though, since you told me about Bird Squaker and her addiction to Connverse. When are ya gonna tell her about me anyway?

Steven: shrugs I dunno...hopefully when she forgets Connie existed. She always said me and Connie won, whatever that means.

Spinel: Won what? A participation trophy? Anyway, let's get the kiss done!
-meanwhile-
White: smiles at Stee Hello Steven, dear. And Spinel.

Spinel: On a scale of 1 to 10...how much do you ship us?

Spinel pulls Steven into a quick kiss! And next thing you know, Volley starts clapping like a junky.

Volley: It brings me to tears it's just so goddamn beautiful!

Blue: smiles and slowly claps happily

Yellow: mentaly confused 9.5 outta 10, that's all you're getting.

Spinel: confused /damn Yellow, couldn't even give me a 10?

Steven: Trust me, it could be way worse.

Keep em coming!