Katlady: sips oreo milkshake and chuckles nervously Ah well...I was thinking of Yandere Full-Human Steven x Spinel hehe....

Spinel: looking at Kat's  account Dude I can't even count these things.

Steven: How the hell do you even update these bitches?!

Katlady: Well Steven, Spinel, LynoleyTpayne, I'm That Swag Kat and I can do the impossible!!! As a matter of fact how about a writing challenge involving Stevinel....it I actually do Yandere Full-Human Steven x Human Spinel....that can actually be a challenge. GIMME SOM CHALLENGES!

Spinel: I feel like you've been in my drug cabinet...

Katlady: No, I've just been drinking too  many milkshakes. So, how's the relationship?

Steven: smiles Well...you can say it's been going smoothly...

Spinel: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you....

Steven: ?

Spinel goes to her room for a few seconds and comes down with a pregnancy test, with 2 green lines!

Steven: gulps So..you're....?

Spinel: Yep....

Steven:....

Instantly, Steven faints!!

Katlady: HOLY SHIT!! VOLLEY, MARIGOLD, LUNIII!!!!

Luni: What?

Marigold: What happened to Stevie?

Katlady: SPINEL'S PREGO!!! WE'RE IN  DANGER!!!!

Mari, Luni, and Volley: What?!?!

Spinel: I was only kidding! This is fake! I didn't expect him to just pass out like that!

Katlady: Don't worry, I got a solution!

-3 minutes later-
Katlady: goes through Steven's gallery on his phone Found one! Steven, wake up dude...! Don't ya wanna see this nude of Spinel you for some reason have on your phone?

Steven: slowly wakes up ....huh?

Spinel: hugs Steven and kisses his cheek See, he's alive!

Steven: What happened? And why is there a whole SWAT team outside? And someone please tell the room to stop spinning....

Spinel: I had a positive pregnancy test in my hand. But it was all fake, I was just messing with you. smiles I'm not really pregnant, hon.

Katlady: scrolling through his messages Damn....now I see where you got the nudes from. Spinel's been PRETTY generous to you with these pictures she's sending.

Volley: Wait, what?

Steven: snatches his phone back Anyways....hehe...well I'm glad this whole pregnancy thing was a joke.

Spinel: Otherwise that Pearl bitch would've killed us both? I don't get what you mean by squaking though. Does she sound like a bird?

Katlady: chuckles Oh you'll LOVE that squaking!

Steven: shows her a picture That's Pearl in the back cleaning everything.

Spinel: Huh? You didn't tell me that Big Bird from Sesame Street was your aunt, Steven.

Katlady: starts laughing Damn Spinel that's wrong....

Spinel: Welp, can't wait to meet Big B in person.

Katlady: Anyway, keep em coming! And yes, LynoleyTpayne, I MIGHT be considering Yandere Steven x Human Spinel hehe....

Keep em coming!

And for those of you who don't know who Big Bird is, he's from Sesame Street-

Lmao when Spinel meets Pearl in "Mending Hearts" I swear XDDD