Steven: smiles Yup, I guess you can say that.

Spinel: You guess?? I AM cute!

Steven: I thought you said Cobbledick was cuter?

Spinel: Well, she is but....picks up Cobbledick As my boyfriend, it's your duty to tell me I'm cute.

Cobbledick: MEow. Translation:' Bitch don't touch me. I know EXACTLY what you and that boy were doing last night. And I told Cat Steven ALLL about it.'

Spinel:  You told Cat Steven what?

Steven: perplexed Wait what?!

Cobbledick: Rawr... Translation: 'I heard some bed creaks and moans, that's all needed to be said.'

Katlady's voice: Anyways, if you don't know who the hell Cobbledick is or what she's referring to, it's the chapter I posted on MH. Titled "Cobbledick".

*disappears*

All: ???

*picture of Cobbledick*

Spinel: Cobble, I have a feeling you've been talking smack to Cat Steven.  sighs That's it, I'm getting you an iPhone.

Cobbledick: 'Still won't change the fact ya'll were getting freaky on a Saturday night'.

Steven: Welp that explains alot.

Spinel: grins mischeivously And yet you claimed to be a virgin til marriage. Guess I proved that little theory wrong.

Steven: smirks Alright, I get it, you win.

Spinel: And tell me I'm cute~

Steven: smiles You're cute, Spinel.

Spinel: Thank you~

Cobbledick: 'Get a room, assholes...'

meanwhile with Cobbledick
Cobbledick starts facetiming Cat Steven and his face appears on the screen

Cat Steven: Meow? 'Wassup Cobble?'

Cobbledick: 'Remember what I told you yesterday? About our owners?'

Cat Steven: 'Sadly yes.'

Cobbledick: sighs 'Get your catnip, we have ALOT to talk about.'

keep em coming!