Luna: ALRIGHT!! LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!

Lafayette: You do not have to yell mon ami.

Luna: Shush! Right. First dare.

Luna: JOHN!!!

John: WAIT! ME FIRST!? I HAVE A DARE?! AWESOME! Lay it on me!

Luna: You have to go yell "Aye yo yo yo yo yo what time is it?!?!" In A-A-Ron's ear.

John: I mean, cool, but why?

Luna: Just to annoy him.

John: Kk. BURR!

Aaron: Yes?

John: Come here, I have a secret to tell you!!

Aaron: *sighs* Alright. What is it?

John: *gets really close to his ear* ..................

AYE YO YO YO YO YO WHAT TIEM IS IT?!?!

Aaron: *yells in surprise* My god John! It's 7:04! YOU DONT NEED TO FREAKING SHOUT!!

Lafayette: Neither do you-

Luna: Shush! This is really entertaining!

John: Sorry man it was a dare-

Aaron: I don't care... just go away.

John: Yeah- *runs off as Burr walks away*

Luna: Alright.... WELL ID CALL THAT A SUCCESSFUL FIRST DARE WOULDN'T YOU?!?! ALRIGHT NEXT!!

Luna: HEY! Alexander Hamilfuck!!

Alex: That's not my name.

Lafayette: I don't know, it is pretty accurate mon ami...

Luna: ... Laf why are you here? You don't have a question or dare...

Lafayette: I want to watch mes amis make fools of themselves... (translations are from google translate. Sue me if they are wrong.

... but don't really.)

Luna: ... Yeah okay. Anyway, Alex. I need you to yell at Jefferson.

Alex: Done. What am I yelling?

Luna: "Roses are red, you will pay for your sins, I'm only 5'7 and I'm coming for your shins"

Alex: ... Sounds good. HEY JEFFERFUCK!!

Thomas: What is it "man whôre"?

Luna: WHOA! WATCH IT YOU TWO!!

Thomas: Uuuuugh! What is it Alex?

Alex: Well you see Thomas... *starts chanting* ROSES ARE RED, YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS, I'M ONLY 5'7 AND I'M COMING FOR YOUR SHINS! ROSES ARE RE-

Luna: THAT WAS IT ALEX YOU ARE DONE STOP YELLING!!

Alex: YOU STOP YELLING!

Luna: I TOLD YOU TO FIRST!!

*Alex and Luna continue shouting at each other*

Thomas: I'm leaving.

Luna: Wait! I still need the both of you for the last dare!

Thomas: Alright, Alright. What is it?

Luna: Hehhehheh... why don't you two look for yourselves..? *holds up final dare*

Alex: NO! NONONONONONONONO!!
NOOOO!

Thomas: Ha! Yeah right.

Luna: You have to. It's a dare.

Thomas: UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! *holds hand out to Alex*

Alex: I'm gonna have to cut my hand off... *holds Thomas' hand*

Luna: ... *slightly upset for reasons...* Cute. Now stay like that.

Thomas+Alex: *grumbling*

Luna: ALRIGHT GUYS!! Leave more asks and dares and shiz like that!!! Love ya!!!