Question from secureawkardness: To Jeffershit- When are you going to come out of the closet or are you just going to be like every other conservative republican and not come out until you have an affair? (Santana Lopez Style.) (I have no idea who Santana Lopez is woooOO)

Jefferson: Whaaaat? I'm straight! Whatcha talkin' about?

Hercules: *from far away* BITCH, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY AS FUCK FOR MADISON!

Jefferson: SHUT UP, MULLIGAN!