@DurpKitteh13579
I dare Humanized!Bill to go on a date with Dipper.

@TheBluePearl2
I dare Mabel to eat Bill! Nothing personal, Triangle Guy.

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Dipper: WHY do people ship me with him?! I'd rather be shipped with Pacifica, or N-- never mind!
Me: I'm so sorry

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Dipper and Humanized!Bill: *on date*
*awkward silence for forty minutes*
Dipper: well BYE

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Bill: oh hi Mabel
Mabel: *eats* *shudders* that is traumatizing. For me, and him. He tasted like a Doritos though
Moon: ASK AND DARE US