@RDkitten13579
I dare Dipper to get back at Mabel and Bill (and have it fail epically)

@RebeccaFarris
I dare you (the writer) to go on a date with lil Gideon Gleeful.

@lilmisschloe
I dare Bill to read a Bill x Reader fanfic and tell us how he likes "dating" himself. >:D

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Dipper: *pours water all over the chair* *takes batteries out of remote* I hope this works.

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Humanized!Bill and Mabel: *walk in*
Humanized!Bill: *floats*
Mabel: *sits on floor*
Humanized!Bill: *grabs remote* *presses on button*
T.V.: *turns on*

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Dipper: *banging head against wall*

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Me: Is there ANY way to get out of this? No? Screw you. SCREW YOU!!!!! >:(

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Me: *walks in*
Mabel: So how'd it go?
Me: *sits* So he was trying to talk to me the whole time but I just ate my food. Then he tried to kiss me--
Mabel: Yeesh
Humanized!Waddles: Oh god
Dipper: Jerk
Me: --so I punched him. In the face. *opens journal 3* *starts reading*
Dipper: Hey can I have that back please?
Me: Can I please read it?
Dipper: As long as we can go on a monster hunt.
Me: In ten minutes, 'Kay? We have another dare. HEY BILL!
Bill: *floats in*
Me: *hands Bill stack of papers* Read this
Bill: no.
Me: ITS A DARE BILL!
Bill: okay fine

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Me: So Bill
Bill: *curled up in ball* *hugging book*
Me: How do you like "dating" yourself
Bill: oh he's wonderful, I love him so much
Me: okay Mabel you can deal with him

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Me: okay, so if you guys want to be hosts, pm me with what you look like, your interests, who on the show you have a crush on, your gender, that stuff
Dipper: you can be hosts!
Me: I'll be right back

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Me: well, the gnomes tried to kidnap Mabel but anyway ask and dare us
Bill: *eating my leg*
Me: PLEASE

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Me: help