@dippy_dip
*giggles evilly* I dare Dipper to read some super sexy inappropriate Billdip and Mabcifica smut
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Me: *sighs* Pretty sure this'll have the same outcome as the LAST dare.
Dipper: I know I'm gonna regret this.
Me: *hands him laptop*
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One Hour Later
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Dipper: *throws laptop on the ground and stomps on it* NEVER. AGAIN.
Bill: Hey! Hey, Pine Tree! That's MY job!
Dipper: Like I care?! *curls up in a ball and rocks back and forth*
Me: AW COME ON! *sighs* Fifth broken laptop this week. First I knock one over, Bill breaks the one he read Billdip on after he found it, Waddles climbs onto the table and pushes one over--
Mabel: IT WASN'T HIS FAULLLLLLLLT
Me: DON'T CARE! Then Bill breaks another because he 'felt like it'--
Bill: That was fun.
Me: --ANNNNNNNNNND now this.
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ATTENTION: I DO NOT DO PINECEST