@RebeccaFarris
I dare the guys to come up with dares for the girls who have crushes on them.

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Mandy: I'M SAFE
Parker: VERY VERY SAFE
All other girl hosts and Mabel: Well crap

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Dipper: uh I dare Allison
Me: no
Dipper: to
Me: NO
Dipper: kiss Bill
Me: DIPPER YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE DARING ME
Dipper: *puppy eyes*

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Me: *kisses Bill*
Bill: *cowers*
Me: NO EATING PAPER

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Dipper: I dare Moon to eat stancakes
Moon: Dipper if i didn't like you I could murder you

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Moon: *vomiting*

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Bill: I dare NR to use the directions of a hot cocoa thing to make a drink thing using smile dip sugar as the mix, Mabel juice as the water/milk, and the candy-stick-thing as the stirring thing
Me: creative
Bill: thank you

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NR: I AM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP

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Bill: I dare Alexandra to murder her cat--
Everyone but Bill and Alex: BILL NO
Me: Corner. Now.
Bill: *whimpers* *sits in corner*

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Bill: I dare Alexandra to eat Allison's book
Me: NO NO NO UH UH NOT HAPPENING
Bill: then I dare her to watch 24 hours of Gravity Falls TV

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Alexandra: *bags under eyes* what is life
Me: SHE'S BEING DEPRESSING
Mabel: *carrying raw sugar, smile dip, and Mabel juice* HAPPY MABEL TO THE RESCUE
Me: THIS ISNT AN OPTI--
Mabel: DONT BE SILLY OF COURSE IT IS

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Reppid: I dare Moon to uh steal Dipper's journal
Moon: but.

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Dipper: HELPHELPHELPOHMANICAN'TFINDTHEJOURNALTHISISBADTHISISVERYVERYBADOHHHHHH
Moon: *hands journal*
Dipper: thanks. *walks away with journal*

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Gideon: I dare Rebecca to sleep in the forest
Dipper: watch out for wolves and owls
Rebecca: okay then

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Rebecca: *twigs in hair* *bags under eyes* spiders in my sleeping bag
Gideon: *hugs* I'm sorry
Rebecca: *hugs back* you are forgiven

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Bipper: I dare Dakota to jump into the bottomless pit
Dakota: *jumps* *comes back out* that was REALLY boring
Everyone (including Dakota): *shrugs and walks away*

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Parker: I dare Mabel to throw away ten stickers
Mabel: but . . . Fine. *throws away stickers*

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Everyone: ASK AND DARE US