Me: hey, uh, just me today. so you know, my opinions on the ships here
Me: well, I think that the ships here
Me: based on crushes of course
Me: should be Dipper X Allison
Me: Reppid X Moon
Me: Bipper X Dakota
Me: Gideon X Rebecca
Me: Parker X Mabel
Me: Llib X Amy
Me: and I guess NR, Bill, and Alexandra can be a love triangle. Get it?