@Gravity_faller_4ever
I dare Mabel and Bill to prank Dipper. Make him never forget it.

@Minty_The_Cat
I dare Deerper (Monster Falls Dipper) to go on a date with me.

@ILoveBillCipher
I dare Reppid (Reverse Falls Dipper) to kiss me on the lips.
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Me: okay guys, imma just call @ILoveBillCipher Ciph and Minty_The_Cat Minty for this
Me: uh, and also, if you want, pm me and you can be a host
Me: you just have to provide information on what you look like, your interests, if you have a crush on any of the charries, your gender, you know, basic stuff
Me: so um yeah
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Mabel: *does the bed tuck thing to Dipper's bed*
Bill: *puts bucket of water over the door*
Mabel: *replaces journal with fake copy*
Bill: *puts mice in his bed*
Mabel: *switches sugar and salt and tells everyone about it except dipper*
Bill: *ties dipper's shoelaces together*
Mabel: *puts flour in his hat*
Bill: *evil laugh*
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Dipper: *walks out*
Me: I'm sorry it was a dare and it wasn't me it was Mabel and Bill please don't kill me
Dipper: *is soaked, flour-covered, no shoes, and furious* *looks at me* *furious noises*
Me: you have permission to kill them
Dipper: *takes out knife*
Me: *backs away* okay good luck with that
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Deerper: *in tuxedo jacket and bow tie*
Me: okay Minty's my friend so don't break her heart *hands him flowers*
Deerper: *takes flowers* uh, I wasn't planning to
Me: good. Now be a good deer boy and be nice, okay? You know, like eat with utensils and complement her.
Deerper: okay, though I'm not sure I can eat grass with a fork. Or a spoon, or knife.
Me: you can use a spork. I've set up a nice little restaurant thing in the woods. Basically it's like a picnic table with a fireproof tablecloth, a candelabra with candles, and it's set with nice plates.
Deerper: okay.
Me: I'll be the waitress and cook. Imma use a teapot to pour water!
Deerper: okay
Me: okay go.
Deerper: *leaves*
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Deerper: *knocks on door*
Minty: *opens door* *in mint green dress*
Deerper: *gives flowers* I'm here to pick you up *sweating nevously*
Minty: hi Deerper! *takes hand*
Deerper: *helps her onto his deer back* *trots off*
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Deerper: *arrives*
Me: *wearing black corduroys, a white polo, and a black sweater with hair in ponytail* hello! Welcome to Ristorante de Nutpelt! Here are your seats! *seats them at picnic table with black tablecloth, two fancy place settings, white napkins, and a candelabra complete with lit candles*
Deerper: *shows Minty to her seat* *sits on other side of table*
Me: so what beverages do you want? We have water, sparkling cider, raspberry cream soda, tea, and iced tea.
Minty: raspberry cream soda please
Me: okay, and you sir?
Deerper: just water, thanks
Me: your drinks will be right with you *walks away*
*awkward silence*
Deerper: uh, I like your dress
Minty: thanks. I like your . . . Uh, Spots
Deerper: um thanks
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Me: *sets drinks in front of them* are you ready to order?
Minty: yes. I'll have spaghetti and meatballs
Deerper: and I'll have some grass
Me: would you like a side with your grass?
Deerper: just some grass and maybe a dandelion or two
Me: okay
Deerper: wait, and some Ivy please!
Me: okay your food'll be out soon
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Deerper: so do you like reading?
Minty: OF COURSE
Deerper: have you read the wings of--
Minty: Fire series?
Deerper: OMG YOU DO?!
Minty: yeah.
Deerper and minty: *start rambling on about WoF (which sorry I haven't read)*
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Me: here's your food *sets plates down*
Minty: thanks
Me: *walks away*
Minty and Deerper: *start eating*
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Me: any dessert?
Minty: no thanks
Me: okay, I'll be right back with Bill *runs off*
*kiss the girl from the little mermaid comes on*
Minty and Deerper: *stare at each other* *kiss*
Mabel: *takes picture* SCRAPBOOKORTUNITY!!!!!!!
Deerper: MABEL!
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Me: *scratches arm* so Meercat is now a ship I guess
Mabel: OMG IT WAS ADORABLE DEERPER
Mermabel: OMG DEERPER YOU KISSED A GIRL?!
Deerper: *frustrated deer noises*
Dipper: Mabel is annoying
Me: uh, so now Dipper has to kiss @ILoveBillCipher
Dipper: I WASNT TOLD ABOUT THIS
Me: oh wait sorry
Dipper: *phew*
Me: I meant Reppid.
Reppid: *growls* fine if I must
Me: just go and do it
Reppid: *kisses Ciph on the lips*
Mabel: *takes photo* SCRAPBOOKORTUNITY!!!!!
Reppid: *takes out knife*
Me: *grabs knife* *throws knife into bottomless pit*
Knife: *comes out again*
Me: *throws knife into volcano* NO MURDERING
Reppid: *growls*
Me: *ties up* well then ask and dare us-- I mean them. YOU CANT DARE ME *runs away suspiciously*
Bill: she can be dare--
Me: *murders* I can't I can't you can't dare me
Dipper: *whispers* she can