@RebeccaFarris (Rebecca)
I dare Gideon to kiss me. I also dare Dipper to dress up as Mabel, kiss Jeff, take off the disguise, and walk away like a boss.

@LorraineLu
I dare Mabel to kiss Bill and say, "I love you."

@ILoveBillCipher (Alexandra)
I dare Bill to go in my mindscape and look past the pink sparkly door, with red hearts and photos of him, which has "BILL MEMORIES" written on it.

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Me: Well okay then
Rebecca: *smiles at Gideon*
Gideon: *smiles back* Pucker up, sweet-cheeks *kisses*
Rebecca: *blushes*
Me: *whispers to Dipper* well looks like lil Gideon's got a widdle girlfriend
Dipper: *whispers back* no kidding.

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Mabel: *kisses Bill*
Bill: *runs away*
NR and Alex: *hiss at Mabel*

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Dipper: *wearing Mabel's shooting star sweater, headband, and skirt* are you sure I have to do this?
Rebecca: YES
Dipper: *sigh*

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Dipper: *skips into forest*
Jeff: Mabel! Will you be our queen now?
Dipper: Yes! *Mabel voice* er-- yes! You may now kiss the Mabel!
Dipper and Jeff: *kiss*
Dipper: *takes off headband, skirt, and sweater* *wearing normal shirt and shorts* *flips Jeff over with shovel* *walks away*

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Mabel: Jeff was a little jerk
Dipper: you mean a little jerk
Mabel: that's what I--
Dipper: oh, I was gonna--
Mabel: yeah--
Dipper: sorry--
Mabel: okay

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Bill: *goes in mindscape* *sorts through every memory with him in it*

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NR: Bill is MINE
Alex: MINE
NR: MINE
NR and Alex: MINE MINE MINE MI--
Me: you guys sound like those seagulls from Finding Nemo
Moon: *stealthily stealing Dipper from me*
Rebecca and Gideon: *awkwardly looking away from each other*
Dipper: *pushes Moon off of him*
Mabel: why is it that I'm the only one that doesn't have some sort of romance-relationship thing

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me: WE WELCOME MALE HOSTS
Dipper: me and Gideon and Bill and Llib and Reppid are the only guys here, and I don't like any of them.
Me and moon: *fighting over Dipper*
Dipper: please ask and dare us so this can end