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Dipper and Waddles: switch bodies on the rug. I want to know how it feels.
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Me: *sighs* Gonff1570, you're awesome, but never ask that again.
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Me: *shows piece of paper with dare on it to Dipper*
Dipper: *reads dare* AW WHAT?! NO! I'M NOT DOING THAT!
Me: *glares*
Dipper: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
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Me: Okay Mabel. This dare: *shows Mabel dare*
Mabel: *reads dare* 'Kay.
Me: You have to follow around Dipper-in-a-pig-body with a camera all day.
Mabel: 'Kay!
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End of Day
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Me: *into walkie-talkie* Okay, Mabel. Grab Dippig and get back to the rug. I'm glad Stan didn't get rid of it.
Mabel: *through walkie-talkie* 'Kay.
Me: *puts down walkie-talkie* You're comin' with me, Waddip! *grabs Waddles-in-a-Dipper's-body who struggles and double-seatbelts him into the golf cart*
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Back at the Mystery Shack
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Dipper (in Waddles' body): *rolls around on carpet and then touches tied up Waddles-in-a-Dipper's-body*
BODY SWITCH
Dipper: *struggling* Can someone please untie me?
Me: *comes over* On it. *unties him*
Dipper: *stands up* DIPPER AWAY *runs away*
Me: Aw great nobody seems to completely follow out with these dares. Seriously, Bill didn't really eat a lego because I saw him hack it back up. Dipper only read Billdip stuff.
Mabel: I saw him reading Pacificabel *shivers*
Me: Never mind. But you can at least watch these tapes.
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TAPES
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The Waddip Dippig Chronicals: Dipper in a pig and Waddles in a Dipper
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Dippig <3 :3 :D :-*
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Dippig: *runs around*
Mabel: YOU'RE SO CUTE DIPPER
Dippig: *slowly turns around* NEVER. CALL. ME. ADORABLE. *leaps at the camera agressively*
*camera falls and breaks; cut to next scene*
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Mabel: *points camera at herself; she looks as she did in the Mabel's Guide To: Art ending* Hey! Mabel here! Sorry about that . . . Last scene. I made up for it by covering my pig of a brother with glitter!
Dippig: *waddles (lol see what I did there) up to the camera covered in pink, purple, silver, blue, gold, green, and red glitter* WHY
Mabel: AHHHHHHH YOU'RE SO SPARKLY *drops camera which breaks and hugs the sparkly Dippig*
Dippig: I like hugssssss
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*cut to next scene*
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Grenda: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holding small bag*
Candy: Hello! *waves at camera*
Mabel: We're giving Dippig a makeover!
Dippig: *runs away*
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Waddip
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*camera follows Waddip as he stumbles around*
Waddip: *finds the kitchen; eats everything*
Me: *runs over* NO NO YOU'LL CHOKE YOU DUMB PIG
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Waddip: *flops into TV room and grabs remote and bangs hand against it*
*TV turns on and rapidly flips through channels; goes to static*
Me: *runs over and takes the remote; presses some buttons but nothing happens* NO NO YOU BROKE THE TV YOU DUMB PIG
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Waddip: *rolls down a hill into the forest*
Me: Wait what's that?
*camera zooms in on a black and white furry snake thing*
Me: Wait. That's-- OMG A SNADGER!
Waddip: *sees the snadger*
Me: NO WAIT
Waddip: *tries to eat the snadger*
Me: *runs over* NO NO YOU'LL GET YOURSELF KILLED YOU DUMB PIG
wait is it even venomous
STILL GET AWAY YOU FREAKING DUMB PIG
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THE END
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Me: We captured the snadger. We're going to check if it's venomous by injecting a small sample of its saliva into Bill's blood. *holds up syringe*
Bill: *smiling maniacally* I see no problem with this!