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I dare Dipper to run around Gravity Falls in only his underwear and with fake cardboard wings on his back screaming, "IMMA BIRD AND IM WALKING AWAYYYYYYY," and then walking away.

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Dipper: REALLY?! Really, Amy?!
Amy: MUAHAHAHAHA
Dipper: You are the WORST.
Me: Amy, I thought you were better than this. Is this really good behavior for a host?
Amy: *ashamed*

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Dipper: *in underwear and fake bird wings* this is the worst dare ever
Me: sorry Dipper NOW GO

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Dipper: *goes up to Wendy* IMMA BIRD AND IM WALKING AWAY *runs away*
Wendy: well, I'll never be able to take Dipper seriously again

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Dipper: *goes up to Grunkle Stan* IMMA BIRD AND IM WALKING AWAY *runs away*
Grunkle Stan: is that legal? WHO CARES

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Dipper: *goes up to Jeff the gnome* IMMA BIRD AND IM WALKING AWAY *runs away*
Jeff: I wonder if that's normal human behavior.

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Dipper: *with clothes on* that was the worst
Me: *hugs* it's okay you're probably never doing that again
Dipper: I hope not