@TheBluePearl2
Dipper, what is it like living with Mabel?

@Minty_The_Cat
I dare Grunkle Stan to watch Dora the Explorer.

@mars_kid_04
I dare Bill to go in my mind and go through the door with the pyramid and the card on it and look at my Yu-Gi-Oh memories.

@DurpKitteh13579
I dare Dipper to go up to Stan and whisper in his ear: "Pancakes are actually waffles with holes in them," and then walk away as if nothing had happened.

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Dipper: Living with Mabel is like living with a glittery, sweater-covered tornado.
Mabel: and living with my bro bro is like living with a mini, paranoid college professor
Me: living with my sister is annoying

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Grunkle Stan: *turns on Dora the Explorer* well I KNOW I'm gonna regret this
Grunkle Stan: it's right behind you TURN AROUND
Grunkle Stan: why do her parents let her go to china if she's so STUPID
Grunkle Stan: I'm done. *throws tv out window*

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Bill: *goes in mindscape*

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Bill: *floats in*
Me, Moon, Alex, Rebecca, NR, Amy, Dipper, Llib, Reppid, Gideon, and Mabel: *watching tv*
Bill: *turns into human* *sits in chair* well I just watched every episode of Yu-Gi-Oh ever.
Me: NO ONE CARES BILL
NR and Alex: I do! *turn exasperatedly to look at each other*

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Grunkle Stan: *watching The Duchess Approves* YES! YES! *cries*
Dipper: *whispers* pancakes . . . are waffles . . . with holes in them. *walks away*
Grunkle Stan: what.

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Me: male hosts please
Mabel: none of the guys here in this are actually boyfriend material