HERE'S A ONESHOT FOR Y'ALL (idea from @Lee_La_Jolie)
*a random day in the island*
Poppy: *laying under the sun* ahh...what a wonderful day, right, Smidge?
Smidge: *finishes drinking her juice* yyyup! Finally.....Frond doesn't steal my juice...
Poppy: *giggles* right..
Cooper: *comes out of the nowhere* HEY GUYS! A SONG'S STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!!!!!
Poppy: *LE GASPATION* which one?!
Cooper: T H E C O C O N U T S O N G
Poppy and Smidge: .....the what?
Cooper: COME ALONG AND YOU WILL SEE-*grabs them and goes towards the island*
Poppy and Smidge: AHHH!!!
*a few minutes later...*
Cooper: *goes to a random place and sets them down*
Poppy and Smidge: where are we?
Cooper: just...listennnn....
Poppy and Smidge: ?
*a few seconds later*
Poppy and Smidge: *hear music* huh?
[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]
Trees and Flowers: *start singing*
Ko Ko Nut
Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)
Poppy and Smidge: what in the name of Troll-y?
Ko Ko Nut
Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)
*Start to lower their voices*
Ko Ko Nut
Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)
Poppy: *whispers* what's going on?!
Smidge: *whispers* no idea....
Ko Ko Nut
*Frond appears out of the nowhere*
Poppy and Smidge: ?????
Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)
*Frond starts singing*
The KOKOnut n u t is a giant nut
Poppy and Smidge: ??????????
Smidge: (in her mind) what in the actual h e c k is this-
If you eat too much you'll want to eat MORE (yeah that's not the lyrics but he wanted to make it fun XDDDD)
Now the KOKOnut n u t is a BIG BIG n u t
Poppy: WOAH!
*music stops*
Poppy: um...Frond? What's this?
Frond: oh, did I not tell you? *giggles* it's the coconut song!!!
Poppy: wth....
Frond: .........*c o n t i n u e s*
But this delicious n u t I S N O T A N U T !
Poppy: (in her mind) why omg-
Smidge: ......*whispers* heeheeheee.... *gets out her camera and starts recording*
It's a K O K O F R U I T (it's a K O K O F R U I T)
Poppy: *facepalms*
OF DA KOKOTREE (OF DA KOKOTREE)
OF DA K O K O P A L M F A M I L Y Y Y
Poppy: oh dear......
There are so many uses of DA KOKONUT TRRREE
You can build a bigger H O U S E for the FAAAMILY (FAAAMILY)
All you need is to find da KOKONUT TRRROLL
If he cuts the tree HE GET THE FRUITS F R E E E E
It's DA KOKOFRUIT (IIIT'S DA KOKOFRUIT)
Of DA KOKOTREE (Of DA KOKOTREEEEE)
From dA KOKOPALM FAMILYYYYYYY
Poppy: FROND!!!!!
*music stops again*
Frond: yea?
Poppy: what. are. you. s i n g i n g-
Frond: L E T 'S C O N T I N U E-
*music plays again*
Poppy: Wait!-
*pitch changes*
Ko Ko Nut
Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko N u t)
Poppy: oh dear....
Ko Ko Nut
Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko N u t)
Da KOKONUT B A R K for da KITCHEN FLOOR
Poppy: (in her mind) DANGIT, FROND-
If you save some of it you can build A D O O R
Now da KOKONUT T R U N K do not throw this J U N K
Cooper: *randomly dances a Hawaiian dance around them*
Poppy: wha-Cooper!
Cooper: *laughs* I looooove the coconut song!!!!
Smidge: *starts recording Cooper and giggles*
If you save some of it you'll have SECOND F L O O R!
Da KOKONUT W O O D is VERY G O O D
It can stand 20 YEARS if you pray it....wood-
Poppy: Cooper can you get us out of here-
Cooper: *laughs* HAHAHAHAHAAA
Poppy: ......ok never mind, where's Dj?
Dj: riiight here!!!!! *is in Hawaiian clothes and does the Hawaiian dance as well*
Poppy: Smidge-*sees Smidge giggling while recording everything*
Poppy: WHYYY-
Now da KOKONUT RRROOT to tell you DA TRRRRUTH
You can throw it....ORRRR U S E I T as F I R E W O O D-
DA KOKONUT LLLEAVES (so....DA KOKONUT F R O N D S-) good shade it GIIIIVES
For DA RRROOF FOR DA WALLLS up against the EAVES
Now da KOKONUT FRUIT say my MAI RRELATIVES make GOOD CANNONBALLS up agAINST THE THEEEEEEEEEEIVES-
Poppy: FROND-can we talk for a minute-
It's da KOKOFRUIT (it's da KOKOFRUUUUIT)
Of da KOKOTRRREE (of da KOKOTRREEEE)
Frommm da KOKOPALM FAMILYYYYYYY
*pitch get higher*
Poppy: (in her mind) BDKAVSKWGWJEHEHEJWHSJSBSJS FROND.
DA K O K O N U T NNNUT IS A B I G B I G NNNUT
If you eat too much you'll get v e r y F A T
Now da KOKOnut NNNUT is a b I g b I g NNNUT
But this delicious Nut
ISSS NOT A NUT-
*Frond stops singing*
THEEEEEEEEEEEEE KOKONUT NUT IS A G I A N T NNNNUT
Poppy: why. am. I. here-
IFFFF YA EAT TOO MUCH YOU'LL GET
V E R Y F A T
Nowww DA KOKONUT NUT NNNUT
IS A BIG BIG NNNNUT
bbbbUT THIS DELICIOUSSS NNNNNUT
ISSSSSSSSA NNNOT A NUTTTTTTTT
*Frond starts singing again*
It's da KOKOfriut (iiit's da KOKOFRRRRUUUUIT)
Of da KOKOTRRREEE (OF DA KOKOTRRRREEEEEEEEE)
FroMMMM DA KOKOPALM FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*voices start to lower down*
It's da KOKOfruit (iiit's da kokoFRUUUUIT
Of da KokoTreeeee (offf da KokoTreeeee)
Frommm da kokopalm familyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*voices get even lower*
It's da KOKOfruit (iiit's da kokoFRUUUUIT
OfFF da KokoTreeeee (offf da KokoTreeeee)
Frommmm da cOOOOOCOOOPALMMMMM FAMIIIIIIIIIIILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OLEEE-
*music stops and the flowers and trees go back to normal*
Poppy:
Smidge:
Cooper: *stops dancing*
Dj: *also stops dancing*
Frond:
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Frond: *faceplants*
Poppy: that the-*goes up to him* Frond?
Frond: *looks at Poppy and then eats a coconut*
Poppy: ???
Smidge: *is still recording*
Cooper and Dj: *go up to Frond*
Poppy: *notices Frond's hair very frizzy*
Poppy: ......is he ok?
Cooper:
Dj:
Poppy:
Poppy: ........what?
Cooper and Dj: *look at each other*
Cooper: uhh.......
Dj: I.....I think we put too much sugar in his juice....
Poppy:
Poppy:
Poppy:
Poppy:
Poppy:
Poppy: WHAT?!
Cooper: well, we made him a juice to be nice to him, and after drinking it he was acting all weird and hyper and then he started singing the coconut song and then I like the song oh yeah Dj also liked it and then I went over to you guys-
Poppy: WHY. DID. YOU. GIVE. HIM. TOO. MUCH. S U G A R.
Dj: uhh.....sorry?
Poppy: look, this is FROND, not BRANCH. BRANCH can probably notice that there's too much sugar in some kind of food, NOT. FROND!!!!
Dj and Cooper: ..........
Dj: actually Poppy, Branch can be like Frond at times.....
Poppy: ?
Cooper: OOH OOH OOH OOOOOH!!!! I REMEMBER!!!! We have Branch some juice that we had also accidentally put too much sugar in, and then he acted a little weird.....oh yeah it was at a party, too-
Poppy: Wait........THE 3 MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF TROLLS REUNITING WOTH BERGENS PARTY?!
Dj: .....yeeeeah.....
Poppy: so that's why he was acting hyper all the time-
Frond: HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE COCONUTS-*faceplants again*
Poppy:
Dj:
Cooper:
Smidge: *stops recording*
Poppy: .........that's it I'm gonna wake up Frond and we are gETTING OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE DIES-
(TBH I think Frond is high-)
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