HERE'S A ONESHOT FOR Y'ALL (idea from @Lee_La_Jolie)


*a random day in the island*

Poppy: *laying under the sun* ahh...what a wonderful day, right, Smidge?

Smidge: *finishes drinking her juice* yyyup! Finally.....Frond doesn't steal my juice...

Poppy: *giggles* right..

Cooper: *comes out of the nowhere* HEY GUYS! A SONG'S STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!!!!!

Poppy: *LE GASPATION* which one?!

Cooper: T H E  C O C O N U T  S O N G

Poppy and Smidge: .....the what?

Cooper: COME ALONG AND YOU WILL SEE-*grabs them and goes towards the island*

Poppy and Smidge: AHHH!!!

*a few minutes later...*

Cooper: *goes to a random place and sets them down*

Poppy and Smidge: where are we?

Cooper: just...listennnn....

Poppy and Smidge: ?

*a few seconds later*

Poppy and Smidge: *hear music* huh?

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]


Trees and Flowers: *start singing*

Ko Ko Nut

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)

Poppy and Smidge: what in the name of Troll-y?

Ko Ko Nut

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)

*Start to lower their voices*

Ko Ko Nut

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)

Poppy: *whispers* what's going on?!

Smidge: *whispers* no idea....

Ko Ko Nut

*Frond appears out of the nowhere*

Poppy and Smidge: ?????

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko Nut)

*Frond starts singing*

The KOKOnut n u t is a giant nut

Poppy and Smidge: ??????????

Smidge: (in her mind) what in the actual h e c k is this-

If you eat too much you'll want to eat MORE (yeah that's not the lyrics but he wanted to make it fun XDDDD)

Now the KOKOnut n u t is a BIG BIG n u t

Poppy: WOAH!

*music stops*

Poppy: um...Frond? What's this?

Frond: oh, did I not tell you? *giggles* it's the coconut song!!!

Poppy: wth....

Frond: .........*c o n t i n u e s*

But this delicious n u t I S  N O T  A  N U T !

Poppy: (in her mind) why omg-

Smidge: ......*whispers* heeheeheee.... *gets out her camera and starts recording*

It's a K O K O F R U I T (it's a K O K O F R U I T)

Poppy: *facepalms*

OF DA KOKOTREE (OF DA KOKOTREE)

OF DA K O K O P A L M  F A M I L Y Y Y

Poppy: oh dear......

There are so many uses of DA KOKONUT TRRREE

You can build a bigger H O U S E for the FAAAMILY (FAAAMILY)

All you need is to find da KOKONUT TRRROLL

If he cuts the tree HE GET THE FRUITS F R E E E E

It's DA KOKOFRUIT (IIIT'S DA KOKOFRUIT)

Of DA KOKOTREE (Of DA KOKOTREEEEE)

From dA KOKOPALM FAMILYYYYYYY

Poppy: FROND!!!!!

*music stops again*

Frond: yea?

Poppy: what. are. you. s i n g i n g-

Frond: L E T 'S  C O N T I N U E-

*music plays again*

Poppy: Wait!-

*pitch changes*

Ko Ko Nut

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko N u t)

Poppy: oh dear....

Ko Ko Nut

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Nut (Ko Ko N u t)

Da KOKONUT B A R K for da KITCHEN FLOOR

Poppy: (in her mind) DANGIT, FROND-

If you save some of it you can build A D O O R

Now da KOKONUT T R U N K do not throw this J U N K

Cooper: *randomly dances a Hawaiian dance around them*

Poppy: wha-Cooper!

Cooper: *laughs* I looooove the coconut song!!!!

Smidge: *starts recording Cooper and giggles*

If you save some of it you'll have SECOND F L O O R!

Da KOKONUT W O O D is VERY G O O D

It can stand 20 YEARS if you pray it....wood-

Poppy: Cooper can you get us out of here-

Cooper: *laughs* HAHAHAHAHAAA

Poppy: ......ok never mind, where's Dj?

Dj: riiight here!!!!! *is in Hawaiian clothes and does the Hawaiian dance as well*

Poppy: Smidge-*sees Smidge giggling while recording everything*

Poppy: WHYYY-

Now da KOKONUT RRROOT to tell you DA TRRRRUTH

You can throw it....ORRRR U S E I T as F I R E W O O D-

DA KOKONUT LLLEAVES (so....DA KOKONUT F R O N D S-) good shade it GIIIIVES

For DA RRROOF FOR DA WALLLS up against the EAVES

Now da KOKONUT FRUIT say my MAI RRELATIVES make GOOD CANNONBALLS up agAINST THE THEEEEEEEEEEIVES-

Poppy: FROND-can we talk for a minute-

It's da KOKOFRUIT (it's da KOKOFRUUUUIT)

Of da KOKOTRRREE (of da KOKOTRREEEE)

Frommm da KOKOPALM FAMILYYYYYYY

*pitch get higher*

Poppy: (in her mind) BDKAVSKWGWJEHEHEJWHSJSBSJS FROND.

DA K O K O N U T NNNUT IS A B I G B I G NNNUT

If you eat too much you'll get v e r y F A T

Now da KOKOnut NNNUT is a b I g b I g NNNUT

But this delicious Nut






ISSS NOT A NUT-

*Frond stops singing*

THEEEEEEEEEEEEE KOKONUT NUT IS A G I A N T NNNNUT

Poppy: why. am. I. here-

IFFFF YA EAT TOO MUCH YOU'LL GET


V E R Y F A T

Nowww DA KOKONUT NUT NNNUT

IS A BIG BIG NNNNUT

bbbbUT THIS DELICIOUSSS NNNNNUT












ISSSSSSSSA NNNOT A NUTTTTTTTT

*Frond starts singing again*

It's da KOKOfriut (iiit's da KOKOFRRRRUUUUIT)

Of da KOKOTRRREEE (OF DA KOKOTRRRREEEEEEEEE)

FroMMMM DA KOKOPALM FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*voices start to lower down*

It's da KOKOfruit (iiit's da kokoFRUUUUIT

Of da KokoTreeeee (offf da KokoTreeeee)

Frommm da kokopalm familyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*voices get even lower*

It's da KOKOfruit (iiit's da kokoFRUUUUIT

OfFF da KokoTreeeee (offf da KokoTreeeee)

Frommmm da cOOOOOCOOOPALMMMMM FAMIIIIIIIIIIILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OLEEE-

*music stops and the flowers and trees go back to normal*

Poppy:

Smidge:

Cooper: *stops dancing*

Dj: *also stops dancing*

Frond:

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Frond: *faceplants*

Poppy: that the-*goes up to him* Frond?

Frond: *looks at Poppy and then eats a coconut*

Poppy: ???

Smidge: *is still recording*

Cooper and Dj: *go up to Frond*

Poppy: *notices Frond's hair very frizzy*

Poppy: ......is he ok?

Cooper:

Dj:

Poppy:

Poppy: ........what?

Cooper and Dj: *look at each other*

Cooper: uhh.......

Dj: I.....I think we put too much sugar in his juice....

Poppy:

Poppy:

Poppy:

Poppy:

Poppy:

Poppy: WHAT?!

Cooper: well, we made him a juice to be nice to him, and after drinking it he was acting all weird and hyper and then he started singing the coconut song and then I like the song oh yeah Dj also liked it and then I went over to you guys-

Poppy: WHY. DID. YOU. GIVE. HIM. TOO. MUCH. S U G A R.

Dj: uhh.....sorry?

Poppy: look, this is FROND, not BRANCH. BRANCH can probably notice that there's too much sugar in some kind of food, NOT. FROND!!!!

Dj and Cooper: ..........

Dj: actually Poppy, Branch can be like Frond at times.....

Poppy: ?

Cooper: OOH OOH OOH OOOOOH!!!! I REMEMBER!!!! We have Branch some juice that we had also accidentally put too much sugar in, and then he acted a little weird.....oh yeah it was at a party, too-

Poppy: Wait........THE 3 MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF TROLLS REUNITING WOTH BERGENS PARTY?!

Dj: .....yeeeeah.....

Poppy: so that's why he was acting hyper all the time-

Frond: HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE COCONUTS-*faceplants again*

Poppy:

Dj:

Cooper:

Smidge: *stops recording*

Poppy: .........that's it I'm gonna wake up Frond and we are gETTING OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE DIES-











(TBH I think Frond is high-)

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