Dare #4
P (Poppy): hello there fellow...creatures idk what you guys are-
P: anyways welcome bAcK to another chapter of Ask And Dare Frond! Frond is currently in the jacuzzi right now but I'll call him later. Anyways while I call him um...SMIDGE!!!!
S (Smidge): *comes running towards Poppy* yEs pOpPy?
P: here you can read it while I get Bran-fRoNd *leaves*
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S: Kay then
S: alrIght so this is a....dare!
S: a special thank you to @Yassi_newlife21 ! Thank yo-omg will Frond even be able to do this-
P: I'm baAaCk! And with Frond! (Who knows what they did in the jacuzzi-okay I'll leave now✌️🤠)
F (Frond): sUp
(Yay I just heard thunder-okay but srsly I'll leave now 🤠✌️ *disappears*)
S: okay cool bUt Poppy look at this dArE
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P: k *looks at the dare* oh my cUpCakEs!!1!1!! Uh I don't know if Branc-FROND would do that...
S: I mean it's a dare so um like
He has to
P: iK
F: *watching them hearing every word they say* (╹◡╹)
P: okay um...Frond you have a nice...dar e-
F: yay
P: so um...well, you remember your old self right?
F: yas
P: so um....the dare is to uh....ya kNoW....act like Branch, Frond-
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F: cool
P: wait so you know how to act like him-
F: sure
S: peace *disappears*
F: peace to you too :D
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P: um-okay uh so you have to act like Branch for a week can you handle that-
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F: k *gets up* oh nOoO dAnGeR eVerYwHeRe *hides under the ocean cause idk*
P: Frond?
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P: how is this scientifically possible
*0.0 seconds later*
Dj (Dj Suki ofc): wtf is Frond okay
C (Cooper): Yeah he's acting like a crackhead...I mean I act like that all the time so leik
Why not join him *joins Frond cause idk wtf I'm doing to this book*
C: dAnGeR! dAnGeRrRr
F: fInALLy sOmEOne gEtS mE! Jdhsbwhwhwha tHeRe'S dAnGER eVerYwHeRe aAah
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Dj:
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S: how tf are we supposed to deal with this for a whole week may I ask
P: idk but it's the dare...
Dj: *randomly goes to sleep*
(The actual Branch watching this chapter: wtf have I become of myself I'm done y'all)
Day 1
*6:00 A.M*
P: *wakes up like any other normal living thing* gOoD mOrNinG tRoLLs! *finds some food to eat but then noticed Frond making sum fOoD*
P: Frond? I thought you always woke up at 3 pm...what are you doing awake at this time?
F: jUsT mAkInG sUrViVaL fOoD jUsT iN cAsE tHe bErGenS cOmE tO eAt uS wHoLe! tHeY'Re hErE!!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!1!1!2!! *starts screaming at everyone to get up and ofc is making a horrible impression of Branch-*
E.E. (Everyone else): Frond wtf not nOw jebevqhw
F: gEt uP!!1!1!!1!! tHe bErgEnS aRe gOnNa cOmE aNd eAt uS!!!1!1!1!/!/:&27367/)2_€]>{>]>]>
P: omfg whY
E.E.: frick u Frond T^T *gets up*
F: I mAdE sOmE hEaLtHy fOoD fOr U aLL *shows them a plate of idk wtf that would be*
E.E.: wtf is that
F: hEaLtHy fOoD
E.E.:
F: iT pRoTeCtS yOu
Dj: *goes up to Poppy* Poppy how are we going to deal with this for ONE WEEK?! It's day one and we're already tired of this!
P: it's a dare I can't do anything-
Dj: *dies*
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C: mf
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F: yAs *panics*
P: I'm so mf dOne
S: then stop the dare wtf
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S: k *disappears*
Dj: *resurrects* is this over yet
P: nO
Dj:
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Dj: I have a crush on Guy so um k bai
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Dj: *dies*
P:
P: we-
832673362727 seconds later:
F: wE'rE gOnNa dIeeE
P: fRoNd
F: ye
P: it's the 8363726273632633736276th time you said that
F:
F: nice
F: wE'rE gOnNa dIeeE
P: ._____________________________________.
Dj: *resur-
P: NO MORE RESURRECTING
Dj:
Dj: *dies*
P: k
C: *hides under a tree*
P: wtF COOPER
C: yey 🎉
P: that's it I'm dOne
P: *takes the calendar and rips ten days off it*
P: ITS BEEN 10 DAYS
F: aaaAAAA-
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F: the island mf provides *sleeps*
P: k anyways
P: thankyouforwatchingthishorriblechapterandI'mtrulysorryIcouldn'tdothefulldarebutleikIwaslieksodonewithmylifeanywaysstaytunedformorekbai
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