Dare #4

P (Poppy):  hello there fellow...creatures idk what you guys are-

P: anyways welcome bAcK to another chapter of Ask And Dare Frond! Frond is currently in the jacuzzi right now but I'll call him later.  Anyways while I call him um...SMIDGE!!!!

S (Smidge): *comes running towards Poppy* yEs pOpPy?

P: here you can read it while I get Bran-fRoNd *leaves*

S:

S:

S: Kay then

S: alrIght so this is a....dare!

S: a special thank you to @Yassi_newlife21 ! Thank yo-omg will Frond even be able to do this-

P: I'm baAaCk! And with Frond! (Who knows what they did in the jacuzzi-okay I'll leave now✌️🤠)

F (Frond): sUp

(Yay I just heard thunder-okay but srsly I'll leave now 🤠✌️ *disappears*)

S: okay cool bUt Poppy look at this dArE

P:

P: k *looks at the dare* oh my cUpCakEs!!1!1!! Uh I don't know if Branc-FROND would do that...

S: I mean it's a dare so um like

He has to

P: iK

F: *watching them hearing every word they say* (╹◡╹)

P: okay um...Frond you have a nice...dar e-

F: yay

P: so um...well, you remember your old self right?

F: yas

P: so um....the dare is to uh....ya kNoW....act like Branch, Frond-

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F: cool

P: wait so you know how to act like him-

F: sure

S: peace *disappears*

F: peace to you too :D

P:

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P: um-okay uh so you have to act like Branch for a week can you handle that-

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F: k *gets up* oh nOoO dAnGeR eVerYwHeRe *hides under the ocean cause idk*

P: Frond?

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P: how is this scientifically possible

*0.0 seconds later*

Dj (Dj Suki ofc): wtf is Frond okay

C (Cooper): Yeah he's acting like a crackhead...I mean I act like that all the time so leik

Why not join him *joins Frond cause idk wtf I'm doing to this book*

C: dAnGeR! dAnGeRrRr

F: fInALLy sOmEOne gEtS mE! Jdhsbwhwhwha tHeRe'S dAnGER eVerYwHeRe aAah

P:

Dj:

S:

S: how tf are we supposed to deal with this for a whole week may I ask

P: idk but it's the dare...

Dj: *randomly goes to sleep*

(The actual Branch watching this chapter: wtf have I become of myself I'm done y'all)

Day 1

*6:00 A.M*

P: *wakes up like any other normal living thing* gOoD mOrNinG tRoLLs! *finds some food to eat but then noticed Frond making sum fOoD*

P: Frond? I thought you always woke up at 3 pm...what are you doing awake at this time?

F: jUsT mAkInG sUrViVaL fOoD jUsT iN cAsE tHe bErGenS cOmE tO eAt uS wHoLe! tHeY'Re hErE!!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!1!1!2!! *starts screaming at everyone to get up and ofc is making a horrible impression of Branch-*

E.E. (Everyone else): Frond wtf not nOw jebevqhw

F: gEt uP!!1!1!!1!! tHe bErgEnS aRe gOnNa cOmE aNd eAt uS!!!1!1!1!/!/:&27367/)2_€]>{>]>]>

P: omfg whY

E.E.: frick u Frond T^T *gets up*

F: I mAdE sOmE hEaLtHy fOoD fOr U aLL *shows them a plate of idk wtf that would be*

E.E.: wtf is that

F: hEaLtHy fOoD

E.E.:

F: iT pRoTeCtS yOu

Dj: *goes up to Poppy* Poppy how are we going to deal with this for ONE WEEK?! It's day one and we're already tired of this!

P: it's a dare I can't do anything-

Dj: *dies*

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P: k then

C: mf

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F: yAs *panics*

P: I'm so mf dOne

S: then stop the dare wtf

P: n
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S: k *disappears*

Dj: *resurrects* is this over yet

P: nO

Dj:

Dj:

Dj: I have a crush on Guy so um k bai

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Dj: *dies*

P:

P: we-

832673362727 seconds later:

F: wE'rE gOnNa dIeeE

P: fRoNd

F: ye

P: it's the 8363726273632633736276th time you said that

F:

F: nice

F: wE'rE gOnNa dIeeE

P: ._____________________________________.

Dj: *resur-

P: NO MORE RESURRECTING

Dj:

Dj: *dies*

P: k

C: *hides under a tree*

P: wtF COOPER

C: yey 🎉

P: that's it I'm dOne

P: *takes the calendar and rips ten days off it*

P: ITS BEEN 10 DAYS

F: aaaAAAA-

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F: the island mf provides *sleeps*

P: k anyways

P: thankyouforwatchingthishorriblechapterandI'mtrulysorryIcouldn'tdothefulldarebutleikIwaslieksodonewithmylifeanywaysstaytunedformorekbai

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