Heal : Oh ya, the day I heard there was an Undertale like game out, I took out my phone and looked up "Undertale". When I first saw a picture of Deltarune, I thought the game was centered around Chara.

Chara : Hmph....!

Chara : I can't believe you'd think I'd take my heart out like that. Heal, you disgust me.

Heal : Chara, I'm making up your every word.

Chara : Hmph.

Frisk : Well, I think it's kinda cool! That there are others just like us, in another universe...!

Heal : *uses awesome author powers to bring all Undertale AU Chara-cters to current place*

Heal : What do you have to say to that? *points to all*

Frisk : M-m-m...!

Frisk : MANGA IS LITERATURE!!!

Natsuki : Stop stealing my lines!!!

*Heal makes the AUs go back to their AUs*

Ink : Wow, nice job with the AU-thor powers!

Heal : >////< Th-Thanks!!

*Ink is gone*

Sans : Welp, it's odd, but well I guess it's alright.

Papyrus : WHO IS CHARA?

Heal : Oh right, you have no idea. I've never done a genocide route.

Sans : She's a motherf-

Heal : NO SWEARING SANS!

Sans : You swear all the time.

Heal : .....touché.

Undyne : Um, I don't like it! NGGGGGAAAAHHHHH!!!! *Spear of Justice intensifies*

Susie : OH YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Undyne : BRING IT, SUZY!

*they fight in background*

Alphys : U-Undyne...! Um, I-I guess that Kr-Kris being like Ch-Ch-Chara is c-cool!

Asriel : So two Charas? Damn, I can hardly handle one. *pats Chara's head*

Chara : Aw, can it.

Asgore : Oh well! I have no idea what to think of it.

Heal : That is the most sensible thing I've heard all day.

*Undyne and Susie continue to fight*

Toriel : Oh! Well, I guess I'd have to agree with Asgore on this one.

Heal : Thank you for actually making sense.

Heal : See you next-

*Heal gets knocked over by Susie, who is running away from Undyne*

Undyne : FIGHT ME, YA LIL PUNK!!

Susie : OKAY!!

*Comment on who you think should win*