Monika, are you better off being in reality, or are you fine if the player gets into your reality??

Heal : *in DDLC land, lecturing Monika on the importance of not deleting her friends*

Heal : Okay, no more deleting or no cookies for a week.

Monika : Fi-

*YuriCosplayingSusie fades in*

Heal : WTF AAAAAAAHHHH *hides under table*

Yuri : Heal, YOU granted the reader powers.

Heal : Oh, it's just Roketbo. *slowly emerges*

*YuriCosplayingSusie goes to Monika*

Monika : *thinking* Ah, has senpai noticed me?! >/////<

YuriCosplayingSusie : Listen, is me being in this reality better than you coming to mine?!

Monika : No. I just want to be real.

YuriCosplayingSusie : FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!

Monika : Aw, don't be like that ~

Monika : Senpai ~ >wO

*Heal uses awesome author powers to bring Susie to this world*

Susie : Huh? Where am I?!

Heal : D-

Susie : Doki Doki Literature Club clubroom?!

Heal : How do you know about DDLC?!

Susie : I played it in one of the asks.....

Heal : I didn't think you'd be the type to remember it....

Susie : IT'S NOT LIKE I FREQUENTLY WATCH IT OR ANYTHING!

Heal : *uses author powers to show Susie's YT watch history*

Susie : AH, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?!

Susie : I mean....that's not mine!

Heal :

Susie : F-fine....it's mine...

Susie : Why'd you bring me here any-

*Susie notices Monika teasing Roketbo and gets a bit yandere*

Susie : SHE'S MINE YOU DAMN PSYCHO BITCH!!!!!!!

Monika : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Monika ran away.*

*Susie chased her with an axe.*

Heal : Alright, go to Deltarune wit meh, Roketbo.

Roketbo : *uses awesome reader powers to go to Deltarune*

Heal : *uses awesome author powers to go to Deltarune*

*Kris is shivering, Susie is absent, Ralsei is creeped, Lancer is on his motorbike.*

Heal : Wow that really rattled your bones!

Roketbo : PUNS FTW!!!!!!

Kris : Th-That's not funny, Heal Sama!

Ralsei : *still cold*

Kris : *pats Ralsei*

Heal : Undertale?

Roketbo : Yup!

*They go to Undertale.*

Heal : Sup guys! It is your (HYPERDEATH) goddess author!

Frisk : Oh, is that a reader? *points to Roketbo*

Heal : Yup.

Roketbo : Well yeah! You guys don't seem as startled as Kris and Ralsei....

Sans : I've seen resets. So duh, I've seen worse.

Frisk : S-sorry! I'll never do it again, Sanspai!!

Heal : OOOOOH, ARE YOU TWO DATING NOW?!

Sans : Mettaton dared us.

Heal : *insert "HE BROKE MY HEART" meme with Geno and Reaper*
https://youtu.be/GSbIRsg-wDM

Heal : Well, guess it's time to go now! Frankly just cause I'm too lazy to write anything else. Bye!