Since I obviously won't get an ask yet, I'm making my own. Cause why the fuck not?!

Question for all : Who are your crushes? Don't worry, they won't hear....just yet....

All : AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

Heal : Ehehe.....DDLC, you're up!

*Monika and I are alone in a dark room*

Heal : Ah, the memories. Anyway, in here, Sayo- I mean YOUR CRUSH won't hear. So who is your crush?

Monika : Ehhh.....Sayori.

Heal : Oh! Well.....that was completely unexpected.

Heal : Sayori! Come in! Monika! Get out!

*Monika leaves, smiling at Sayori. Sayori enters, blushing*

Heal : So Sayori? Who's your crush?

Sayori : E-eh? Do I have to answer that?

Heal : Yes, come on. No one is watching.

Sayori : M.....Monik.....a.... >////<

Heal : Alright! Natsuki, come in! Sayori, you are dismissed!

*Sayori leaves, nervously fussing with her coat buttons. Natsuki enters with the face of someone who's thinking.....thoughts..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Heal : Nat-

Natsuki : Screw you, author. I don't have a crush. Idiot.

Heal : But I saw the way you were looking at Yu-

Natsuki : SHUT IT! •////•

*Natsuki storms out, frusturation clear. Yuri nervously stands by the door in which Natsuki was close to*

Yuri : Natsuki? Are you feeling alright?

*Natsuki's demeanor completely changes. Her tough voice goes cutesy.*

Natsuki : Yes Yuri! I'm fine!

*Natsuki walks out of the room, humming a tune. Yuri seems oblivious to what she just said.*

Heal : Yuri, come on in. Uh, watch where you point that knife, too.

Heal : Now, Yuri. Who's your crush?

Yuri : N-Natsuki....

Heal : OKAY! DELTARUNE, COME IN! Yuri, you can leave.

*Yuri leaves. Then all of Deltarune comes in (Kris, Susie, Ralsei, Lancer.)*

Heal : Susie, follow meh!

*Heal grabs Susie's hand and drags her to the supply closet*

*Susie has trouble staying sitting, claiming she wants chalk*

Heal : Who's your-

Susie : Lancer.

*Susie leaves*

Heal : Okaaaaaayyyy then. Lancer, get in here!

*Lancer comes in on a motorbike, causing smoke to get everywhere*

Heal : *cough* Lan *cough* cer...cr *cough*....ush?

Lancer : I'm too cool for crushes! If I had a crush, I'd confess to them, cause I'm brave! And not afraid of rejection!

Heal : Okay then Lance-

Lancer : SUSIE! WAIT FOR ME!

Heal : Awh. Young love. Ralsei, you can come in?

*Ralsei walks in, smiling with a dorky grin*

Me : So Ralsei? Who's your crush?

Ralsei : Oh, I don't really have one!

Heal : Okay, I trust you wouldn't lie. Next!

*Ralsei leaves, Kris comes in*

Heal : Kris? You?

Kris : .....

*Kris does the thumbs down sign*

Heal : No one then! I believe you, ahaha!

Heal : Undertale! Come on!

*Undertale characters come in*

Heal : FRIIIISKKKKAYYY ~

Frisk : *sigh* Frisk.

Heal : Yeah, yeah, let's go!!

*grabs Frisk and drags her to the Undertale place, which is a combination of Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland*

Heal : Geez you're so light! Now tell me your crush pleeeease?

Frisk : O////O N-No!

Heal : Fine then. SAAAANS FRISK LOAF-

*Frisk clamps hand over my mouth*

Frisk : Yes, Sans.

Heal : So you finally admit it? Yay! *clap clap*

Heal : Sans! Your turn!

*Sans walks in, slumping*

Heal : Stand tall, Sans! Now who is your crush?

Heal : *waiting for the word Frisk*

Sans : Fri-

Heal : YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *fangirl attack*

Sans : I'm just gonna go now.....please take care of that, Paps. *points at Heal*

Papyrus : OKAY!

Heal : *calms down* Ah, Papy, crush?

Papyrus : METTATON

Heal : METTATON GET YOUR GLITTERY CALCULATOR ASS IN HERE NOW

Mettaton : Don't address to me as such!

Heal : Eh, whatever. Crush?

Mettaton : *robotic blush* Papyrus darl-

*Sans jumps into room with bad time eye*

Sans : DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BROTHER YOU-

Frisk : *pats Sans' head* Shhh....calm.....

Sans : *calms down but then starts blushing*

Heal : Get outta here. Asgore?

*Asgore comes in*

Heal : Who's your crush?

Asgore : I don't have one.

Heal : *jumps on suddenly appearing table*

Heal : NO IT'S TORIEL CAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!

Asgore : I said no one cause we're married.....

Heal : Oh....Ehehe.....Toriel, come in?

*Toriel walks in*

Toriel : I presume Asgore told you of our marriage?

Heal : Ah yes! Why'd I call you in? Alphys!

*Toriel and Asgore leave as Alphys comes in*

Heal : Now Alphys? Who's your crush?

*Alphys covers blushing face with hands*

Heal : Alphys, I fucking control this book you're in. Now tell.

Alphys : W-what?

Heal : I was coughing. Now tell.

Alphys : Th-the unk-

Heal : Your actual crush, Alphys.

Alphys : U-Undyne....*blush attack*

Heal : Was that so hard?

Alphys : Y-YES!

*Alphys runs away, Undyne walks in*

Undyne : What's her problem? Geez.

Heal : Never mind that? Now who's your crush?

Undyne : *cute blushy face*

Undyne : Alphys.....

Heal : Yea, I believe that's everyone now! Thanks for reading, sorry it took so long to make! See you next time!

All characters : Bye!

All characters : STOP COPYING ME!