Me: okay yes... It's me, the most annoying author that you can't get rid of!

Hiro: Welcome to the ask and dare book!

Me:... Hiro... We discussed this... We even practised it... This was not how this was meant to go!

Honey Lemon: DOESN'T MATTER!

Me: *facepalm*

(•-•) <--- baymax btw: You may hurt yourself if you hit your head Talle.

Me: Thanks Baymax....

(•-•): pleasure to help!

GoGo: so I assume we aren't going but the script?!

Fred: NOOOOPE!

Wasabi: Well I can already predict someone is gonna die...

Me: very optimistic ain't ya?

Hiro: Anyways! We will all go around answering one question to begin with... These were created by Talle's sister so... I don't know if these will be any good.

Honey Lemon: how old is she anyways?

Me: um... *goes red* I think 9... Or 10?

Fred: anyways!!! Questions, questions, questions!!!

Baymax: first one is for GoGo! If you had to trade the ability of your speed for anything else... What would it be?

GoGo: so like, I can never go fast?!

Wasabi: I guess so...

GoGo: a pack of gum.

Honey Lemon: gum? That's it?

Me: right...

GoGo: no but the gum helps relieved stress you see.

Wasabi: fair point.

(•-•): Fred, give Talle a really embarrassing nickname that you have to call her for the rest of this book!

Fred: Talliepoo.

Me: I'm sorry?

Hiro: *laughs hard* that's a good one.

Me: *punches Hiro's arm*

Hiro: ow!

Wasabi: now you know how I feel!

Me: *sigh* if you say so....

Baymax: Talle, how do you feel writing this book? Knowing that everything everyone says is really just you?

Me: um...

Honey Lemon: EXCUSE ME IM A REAL PERSON!

GoGo:... No... We aren't.

Wasabi: I'm offended.

Me:... Well... Uh... Normal? Because you know... I'm not saying anything! They are!

Fred: *nods approvingly* now here is an author that knows what she is talking about.

Hiro: legit made no sense...

(•-•): Wasabi, if you could change your nickname to something else, what would it be?

Wasabi: *thinks hard* probably... Sour cream and onion dressing!

Fred: *goldfish face*

Me: *laughing butt off*

Hiro: * laughing with me*

GoGo: what has this world come to?

Fred: mine is more original

Honey Lemon: why would you do that?

Wasabi: *smiled proudly* because it is the only food I have NEVER dropped on myself.

Me: *clutches stomach and laughs*

(•-•) : Honey Lemon, if you could perform a make over on Talle, what would you give her?

Honey Lemon: OH! A cute white dress with Baymax's face on it with a little white bow and pink lipstick and mascara and foundation...

Me: *wide eyes* no WAY! I have never worn a dress or make up in my life!

Hiro: Never?!

Me: nope! *smirks*

Honey Lemon: you would look cute in it!!

Me: no... Just no...

(•-•): Talle's sister's question for me is if I wasn't a healthcare companion, what would I be?

Hiro: what about my question?

Fred: patience dude.

GoGo: lucky last?

Wasabi: let's let baymax answer the question!

Baymax: a cat owner who would care for all the Japanese bobtail cats in Japan.

Hiro: *raises eyebrows* well... Someone's got a whole life ahead of them...

Baymax: I enjoy petting Hairy Baby.

Wasabi: Hairy Baby?

Me: *laughes lightly* he means Mochi.

Fred: THAT IS MOCHI'S NEW NICK NAME!

Everyone: *agrees to that statement*

Hiro: what is my question?! *puppy eyes*

(•-•): what do you think of the "Chaniro" ship?

Me: *goes extremely red in the face*

Hiro: huh?

Honey Lemon: oooh!!! That's adorable!

Me: just forget about that... *chuckles nervously*

Hiro: I don't understand.

GoGo: it's a ship name.

Hiro: between who?

Fred and wasabi: YOU!

Hiro: and?

Honey Lemon and GoGo: HER! *points to me*

Hiro: *stares*

Me: I hate my sister sometimes...

Hiro: um... I don't know?... Maybe as friends? But not like the way you say it...

Me: *wipes sweat* thank you.

Fred: *pouts* ooh... I totally ship Chaniro! Has a smooth ring to it if you know what I mean.

Hiro: why Chaniro though? Your name is Talle!

Me: *facepalm* that's my nickname... My real name is Chantalle...

Fred: EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH CLEARER NOW!

Honey Lemon: I still ship it even if you don't.

GoGo:... You stick to what you think is best.

Hiro: well... Your sister knows how to ask some really good questions...

Me: I'm gonna kill her either way.

Fred: but Talliepoo, I like the question she gave me!

Me: *glares*

(•-•): how often will we be seeing you?

Me: *jumps in surprise* finally a sensible question!

Wasabi: I thought they were all -

Me: don't even think about it.

Wasabi: oooh Kay...

Me: I most likely will update this book once a week!

GoGo: so it's gonna take a long time to finish it huh?

Honey Lemon: more time with you then! *squeals*

Hiro: so... I guess if you have a question or dare, ask Talle and she will add yours to the next chapter!

GoGo: a new chapter every Friday!... I guess.

Wasabi: so does that mean she will update again this Friday?

Me: yup!

Fred: YAS! Double update week!

Me: that's right! So comment up and I'll post this Friday!

Hiro: Bai baaaaiii!

Honey Lemon: please annoy Hiro about the Chaniro ship in the comments!

Hiro: please don't...

Fred: YAS so do it!! That makes Freddie so happy!

Me: please don't... I'm literally begging you. *kneels on floor*

Wasabi: see you next time!

GoGo: please annoy Talle and Hiro... CHANIRO CHANIRO CHANIRO!

Hiro: I'm gonna die... If not from a dare, it will be from embarrassment...

Me: *sighs* *waves* bbbbbbaaaaaaaaiiiiiii!!!