Emails...
Me: hey!!!
Hiro: hi Talle!
Me: sup Hiro?
Hiro: not much... What are we doing today?
Me: well about that...
Fred: yeah...?
Me: okay I'll come clean so my email has gone banana and deleted every single email which contained notifications from wattpad with everyone's requests!!!
Honey Lemon: your kidding!
Me: I wish I was
GoGo: so what's the plan then?
Me: well, I wrote down some dares from percabethforever191 so we can do those
Wasabi: well that's good!
Me: but for the rest of you- until I can find a way to recover the emails- do you mind telling them in the comments once more?
Tadashi: does this mean requests are open again?
Me: yup! I'll use this as an opportunity to take new dares so I apologise if yours doesn't get done- I truly am!
Hiro: shall we get with the dares?
Me: sure! *reads a dare* okay the first one is for Fred to play seven minutes in heaven with a slice of pizza?
Fred: *fist bumps the air* YAS!!! *runs over to kitchen and brings back pizza* her name is Sally.
GoGo: right...
Tadashi: well better get you two into the closet.
(•—•): timer starts now!
*in the closet*
Fred: oh Sally, why are you so beautiful?
Sally: *fred in a high pitched girl voice* because if I weren't you wouldn't love me!
Fred: *caresses Sally* of course I would! I love you so much!
Sally: I love you too Fred!!!
*outside*
Hiro: he realises that we can hear him right?
Tadashi: just let him enjoy his time with uh... Sally.
GoGo: that's wrong on so many levels
Me: agreed
Fred: DONT DIE ON ME SALLY
Honey Lemon: goodness! What's going on in there?
Sally: *weird breathing* NOOOO IM DYING!!!
Wasabi: *worriedly opens closet*
Fred: *stares at us as he eats the pizza*
GoGo: well then-
Me: NOOOOO SALLY!!!
Fred: *cried uncontrollably* IM SORRY!!!!
Hiro: you've got to be kidding me.
Tadashi: unbelievable.
Me: WHY FRED YOU MURDERED HER!!! *cries into Hiro's shoulder*
Hiro: um...*blushes red*
GoGo:*sighs*
Wasabi: this is what I have to deal with every day.
Honey Lemon: *tears up* Fred... This is terrible. *starts crying*
GoGo: OKAY!!! *drags me away from Hiro, slaps Fred in the face and shake Honey Lemon* SNAP OUT OF IT
Tadashi: finally someone said it.
GoGo: it's just a slice of pizza!!
Me: *wipes tears* right... That's right.
Honey Lemon: how foolish of us
Fred: *wipes tears* she was delicious.
Me: riiiiggghhttttt now this got weird
GoGo: no, it was weird when two 19 years olds and a 14 year old were crying over a slice of pizza named Sally.
Everyone: *silent*
(•—•): it seems that you all feel awkward
Hiro: *jumps* oh baymax, you scared me... *frowns* where were you?
(•—•): my timer just went off *shows the seven minute timer*
Honey Lemon: oh...
Fred: *smiles* oh! Don't get rid of it Baymax, we still need it!
Wasabi: **frowns*, what do you mean?
Me: oh yeah! We still have three more dares from percabethforever191 and one of them is another round of seven minutes in heaven!!!
Tadashi: you're kidding
Me: Nope i'm not!
GoGo: well who is it for then?
Me: wasabi
*pigeon flies in*
Wasabi: *screams*
Fred: *points* ITS KEVIN!!!
Kevin: COOO
Me: and Kevin
Wasabi: WAIT WHAT?!
Kevin: COO COOO?!
Me: wasabi and Kevin must play seven minutes in heaven- you do remember Kevin right? Technically you're married to him in another dare.
Wasabi: we had a wedding? Oh yeah!
Tadashi: now go in the closet! *pushes them inside*
Wasabi: sooo
Kevin: Coo coo coo coo coo?
Wasabi: um what?
Kevin: coo coo.
Wasabi: SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
Kevin: *tilts head* coo?
Wasabi: *sighs* never mind.
Kevin: *walks around* coo
Wasabi: I'm not gonna even try
*seven mins later cause we didn't spy on em*
(•—•): *knocks* *opens door* 7 minutes is now over
Wasabi and Kevin: *crawl out*
Wasabi: thank goodness!
Kevin: coo! *flies to my shoulder*
Me: hey Kevin!
Kevin: coo
Me: um... I can't exactly understand sadly but you are free to go now, thanks for helping us out!
Kevin: coo coo! *flies away*
Hiro: well then- wasabi how was the experience on a scale from one to ten?
Wasabi: 3, it was very boring
Fred: dude my turn was awesome! *looks at me* do you think you could hook me up with Sally's sister Talliepoo?
Me: uh I guess
Fred: *fist bumps air* yes!
Honey Lemon: anyways, we have a truth!!!
GoGo: great
Me: what's wrong?
GoGo: i can't stand truth questions- they tend to get all sappy and clitche
Tadashi: well it was a question so we have to each answer
Wasabi: it's only fair
(•—•): shall I read the question out?
Fred: no Talliepoo reads it!
Me: what? Um okay... I guess... *clears throat* what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
(•—•): I am a robot- I cannot feel embarrassed.
Hiro: right
Tadashi: I dunno... Probably when I fail to create baymax and he malfunctioned like crazy... I mean... Come on we are talking about embarrassing so it doesn't have to be funny... Right?
Me: I guess so?
Honey Lemon: oh! I think it was when I decided to try heels on the first time... I fell over and knocked three shelves down
GoGo: wow what a clumsy person you are.
Fred: the most embarrassing thing for me was probably... No wait I can't remember anything embarrassing
Hiro: *shakes head* of course you can't- I'll go next... The most embarrassing moment would have to be presenting the microbots. I was so nervous and I felt like an idiot when some people started to walk away.
Wasabi: I'm scared of public speaking too... But for me, I guess spilling wasabi on my shirt... The fact that it got me my nickname gets to me a lot.
GoGo: what about you talle?
Me: me?! You first.
GoGo: *sighs and rolls eyes* I was choking on bubblegum and a near by guy just happened to know CPR yet not how to use it... The dumb guy gave me mouth to mouth when all I need was water... Seriously that guy could kill someone
Me: I can't imagine that happening
GoGo: well it happened
Fred: your turn Talliepoo!
Me: oh okay... *thinks* hmmm... I never really thought about this before and most memories are just cringe worthy and not embarrassing... If I had to chose one though... *thinks*
*one day later*
Me: okay I got it!!!
Fred: Talliepoo, Finally!!!
Me: so in preschool, yeah we are going back here, anyways there was only one bathroom.
No girls and boys just a Uni sex bath room and usually for little kids it's okay, since we were all three year olds who may have needed some help, there were no stalls.
So it was a long room with about ten or so toilets lined against the wall in the open and in front of that we're about ten sinks with a giant wall mirror.
Basically I always used the corner toilet so that I would only have to deal with one person next to me.
Anyways, one day I'm doing a number 1 and this boy sits next to me... He then began talking while on the toilet and it began to get very awkward.
He started to ask questions like "so what are you doing?" All I said was,
"peeing" cause I really wanted to stop talking... Then he asked what the thing down there was. He asked why mine was different to his.
Hiro: okay...
Me: I'm trusting everyone to be responsible about this okay? We all know what boys and girls have so let's not carry on - back to the story!
So, at the age of three,I could only tell the boy that they were different because we were different genders
Somehow he figured out the name of girl parts and began screaming it out loud for the whole world to ear.
The teacher came, told him to shut up but he called her a you know what... So she asked who taught him the word... And he blamed me.
Honey Lemon: seriously?!
Me: yeah and so my mom was called since I was telling everyone what a female body part is called...
Hiro: that sounds like you
Me: *punches him*
Hiro: OW!!
Me: not funny
Wasabi: well what a story that is... Is that all the dares from percabethforever191 ?
Me: almost- one more dare left and it's for Fred
Fred: YAY
Tadashi: alright what is it?
Me: Fred has to stop calling me Talliepoo
Fred: *falls to his knees* WHAT
GoGo: oh gosh...
Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tadashi: well then
Fred: PLEASE SOMONE MAKE ME SAY TALLE PLEASE
Me: sorry Fred- it's a dare!
Wasabi: I guess you're gonna have to put up with it for a while huh?
Fred: *bawls eyes out*
Baymax: crying relieves stress
Hiro: yeah...
Me: I think it's best we leave it here-
Fred: WAAAAAAA NOOOO I CANT DO THIS NOOOOOO
me: right... Anyways guys! See you later!!! *waves*
everyone but Fred: *waves* BAI
Fred: *wailing* NOOOOOOO
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