Me: HELLO HELLO HELLO!

Fred: HI TALLIEPOO

Me: GUYS- *gets caught off*

Hiro: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *hugs me to death*

Me: thanks Hiro!

Tadashi: finally 14!

Honey Lemon: Hiro's age in the movie!

Me: oh yeah!

Hiro: that's right!!!

Fred: but that was nearly two years ago!

Me: which means?!

Fred: well Hiro is practically 15 turning 16 this year!

Me: *face palms* this conversation again?!

Hiro: yeah...

Me: okay! Let's sort this out once and for all- Hiro, technically is 14 in the movie yeah? But physically... He is 16? Same for all of you! Technically you are 18/19 but physically you are older

(•—•): that makes sense

Me: I hope so... To me at least

GoGo: great- moving on!!!

Honey Lemon: so! We have a LOT to do!

Wasabi: yep! Lots of dares from Yumi_the_Eliatrope

Tadashi: it's actually only four but okay

GoGo: so! Shall we get this birthday special started?!

Hiro: after we can have cake! Aunt Cass made one especially for you!

Me: really?! That's so sweet of her!

Wasabi: sweet!

GoGo: *clears throat* first dare is for wasabi to wear a clean pair of Fred's underwear!

Everyone: *bursts into fit of laughter*

Wasabi: *shakes head* please tell me this is a nightmare...

Me: the best part is that you have to wear it on your head for the entire chapter!!!

Wasabi: *groans*

Fred: i'll go get the underwear!

(•—•): they must be clean for health purposes *turns to me* happy birthday Talle!

Me: Thanks Baymax!

(•—•): *hands me lollipop* here is a red lolly for your birthday!

Me: *grins* thanks Baymax!

Fred: *returns with underwear*

Hiro: hold up! Baymax, scan please!

(•—•): *scans underwear* they are healthy for Wasabi's dare

Wasabi: *cringes* this still feels weird *places underwear on head*

Fred: that looks like serious fun...

(•—•): I do not advise everyone to do this.

Fred: *dumps dirty underwear on his head* WOOO!

Me: okay... That's splendid... Note my sarcasm...

Tadashi: *backs away... * yeah no kidding

GoGo: right can I punch him?

Me: as much as I'd love you to... No

Honey Lemon: ooh!!! We have a dare GoGo! *reads dare*

GoGo: and that is...

Honey Lemon: we have to... Oh um, swap clothes for the... Entire chapter...

Hiro: I doubt that would work- for one, Honey Lemon isn't gonna fit into GoGo's clothes

Tadashi: well a dare is a dare...

Fred: so swap clothes!

(•—•): *claps hands*  story magic can help us!

*Honey Lemon and GoGo swap clothes*

Honey Lemon: it's as if I am wearing a midriff.... And really short shorts..

Me: *laughs with Tadashi and hiro* GoGo! You're wearing a dress!

GoGo: no kidding...

Wasabi: damn GoGo, you can't stand in heels!

GoGo: *trips* no KIDDING!!

Fred:  suddenly I'm not as afraid of you...

(•—•): I suggest-

Honey Lemon: never mind baymax

Tadashi: okay... You four look totally normal... *looks at Fred, wasabi, GoGo and Honey Lemon*

Hiro: yeah...

Me: that's okay... Shall we um... Continue the dares?

(•—•): the next dare is for Fred, Tadashi, Wasabi and Hiro perform Immortals from Fall Out Boy. And that Talle has to dance with Hiro the entire time. Something like a fun couple dance.

GoGo: this will be so worth swapping clothes with Honey Lemon! *smirks*

Honey Lemon: oh! And she says she ships Chaniro!!! YAYAYAY

Hiro and I: *groan* Honey Lemon!

GoGo: well- you dudes need to start playing instruments!

Fred: I dibs doing ALL the special effects and the turning table thing and-

Honey Lemon: we get the point...

Me: isn't a lot of the song synthesisers though?

Hiro: um it sounds like it is?

GoGo: there is drums to though- and guitar? Electric guitar?

Me: um well I'm not gonna look up the instruments so how we do this is simple.

(•—•): Tadashi guitar, wasabi drums and Fred synthesisers...

Me: this isn't really how music is created but lets see how this turns out...

Hiro: but wait- doesn't talle and I have to do something together?

Honey Lemon: oh yes! You both dance a fun couples dance!

GoGo: and Hiro- your singing.

Hiro: damn..

Me: *raises hand* I have a question...

Tadashi: same...

Me: what dance do we do?! We don't know how to dance...

Honey Lemon: oh! I have a DVD on how to dance- just copy those moves! *clicks fingers and DVD appears* there ya go!

Tadashi: how do we play instruments?

Wasabi: yeah.. I don't play the drums...

Fred: I don't now anything at all!!! Ha! This really great!!

Me: your being sarcastic right?

Fred: ha ha nope!

GoGo: don't mind him... um right okay...

(•—•): what about story magic? We can use it so everyone knows how to play instruments

Tadashi: brilliant! *claps hands* ... I don't feel different

GoGo: just try playing and it will probably come naturally...

Fred: SWEET!!!

Honey Lemon: okay! Baymax, can you be the metronome?

(•—•): *creates steady ticking beats*

Me: *stares at Hiro*

Hiro: *sighs* lets get this over and done with...

Honey Lemon: *plays dvd*

Tadashi, Fred and wasabi: *start playing their instruments*

me: woah! They actually can play!

Honey Lemon: THREE- TWO- ONE! DANCE!!!"

Hiro: *grabs my hand* follow the DVD as a guide.

Me: *looks at tv* gotcha. *spins and stops*

Hiro: *makes goldfish face* Honey Lemon!!!

Honey Lemon: *giggles* what?

Me: *widens eyes* this is a couples dance *spins in circle with Hiro*

GoGo: this is to funny...

Hiro: it doesn't even go with the song!

Honey Lemon: doesn't matter! Dance!

They say we are what we are
But we don't have to be.
I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way.
I'll be the watcher (watcher) of the eternal flame.
I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams.

Hiro: *places hand on my waist*

Both: * does a waltz*

Me: this is ridiculous!

GoGo: I like it!

Tadashi, Fred and wasabi: *play instruments*

Fred: *bashing all the buttons he can* WOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hiro: *dips me*

Me: uh... Sup?

Hiro: not sure??

Hiro: *spins me around*

Oooooooh
I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass (glass, glass)
Oooooooh,
I try to picture me without you but I can't

Me: *slips and grabbed onto Hiro*

Hiro: *stumbles but catches me*

Me: GAH!

Hiro: woah! You okay?!

Me: no... Not really.

Hiro: *helps me up as we continue to waltz again*

Boys: *play instruments*

(•—•): *does the baymax dance while  continues to be the metronome*

'Cause we could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long.
And live with me forever now,
You pull the blackout curtains down
Just not for long, for long.

Honey Lemon: WOO YAY!

GoGo: *clapping to the beat*

Hiro: oh wait- I need to sing to!

Honey Lemon: oh yeah!!! SING!!!

Me: I'll sing with you to make you not feel all weird.

Hiro: *sighs* thank you!

Both of us: We could be immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals.

Hiro: *stops dancing and singing*

Me: huh?

Hiro: *does the Fred dance*

Me: what on earth are you doing?!

Hiro: freestyle!!! It's your birthday! Let's be rebels?!

Me: I have no idea where this attitude came from... But if we freestyle together it's still a couple dancing... IM IN!

Honey Lemon: but you still need to sing!

Both: *groans*

Me: *baymax dance*

Hiro: *the sprinkler*

GoGo: honestly- your dance moves are just as bad as the ones on Honey Lemon's DVD- if not, worse

Hiro: *jumping around and doing the worm*

Me: *laughs and sings* just join us!!

Honey Lemon: I can't really move in these clothes- really hard to if you know what I mean...

GoGo: yeah same...

Sometimes the only pay-off for having any faith
Is when it's tested again and again everyday.
I'm still comparing your past to my future.
It might be your wound but they're my sutures.

Tadashi and Fred: *start yelling at the top of their lungs*

Honey Lemon: *thats not really singing but okay

Baymax: *speeds up the metronome*

Tadashi: is it me or are we playing this song faster?!

Wasabi: yeah!!! And I'm getting hot because my hair is stuck to my face thanks to Fred's underwear!

Fred: *Waves hands around like A lunatic* WOAAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: *dancing with Hiro*

Oooooooh
I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass (glass, glass)
Oooooooh,
I try to picture me without you but I can't

Tadashi: *plays incredibly fast* *goes red in the face* whew! This is some work out!

Me: *laughs*

Hiro: I can't keep up with the song anymore!

(•—•): *plays metronome even faster*

'Cause we could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long.
And live with me forever now,
You pull the blackout curtains down
Just not for long, for long.

We could be immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals,

Immortals,
And live with me forever now,
Pull the blackout curtains down,

We could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long.
We could be immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals,
Immooooooo- immortals,
(Immortals)

*song finishes within ten seconds flat*

Me: *gasps in shock* damn.. That... That was fast...

(•—•): yes it was

Tadashi: *wipes sweat* damn... I never played an instrument so fast in my life!!!

Wasabi: says you! *throws equipment*

Fred: I got lost at the end.

GoGo: of course you did

Honey Lemon: okay that was... Something

Hiro and I: separate from dance

Hiro: um... Ta da?!

GoGo: I rate that dance a 0 /10

Me: what?!

Honey Lemon : no I agree- the boys got 10/10 for playing music but there wasn't enough Chaniro for the dance to get a score!

Hiro: *groans* you have got to be kidding me!

Tadashi: *grins* let's start with the cake and the singing

Fred: what about the final dare?

Wasabi: yeah!

Tadashi: after cake and photos and singing stuff

Me: okay then?

*everyone gathers around cake that magically appeared*

Me: *stares at cake as everyone sings happy birthday*

(•—•): *plays the tune*

Everyone: happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

Me: *stands there like a weirdo*

Everyone: happy birthday -

Fred: TALLIEPOOOOOO!!!

Me: Fred!!! *laughs*

Hiro: right...

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

Tadashi: *nudges Fred*

Me: that cake looks good!

Hiro: aunt Cass baked it!

Me: Ah! Of course! *cuts piece of cake*

Hiro: oh can I have some?!

Me: *grins* sure! *shoves cake in his face*

Hiro: agh! What... The...? Oh my gosh.. TALLE!!!

Everyone: *laughs*

Tadashi: there is cake in your hair to!

(•—•): let's take a birthday photo!

Me: *looks at everyone*

Hiro: sure! And it's funny because baymax and talle are the only ones who look normal!

Tadashi: what about me?!

GoGo: you're face is red and sweaty and your hair is all untidy... That instrument playing must have been hard core or something.

*camera appears*

Me: okay, everyone! Look at the camera!!!

*fred, wasabi, Honey Lemon, baymax and Tadashi are all in the back row, Tadashi red and sweaty, wasabi wearing underwear on his head, Fred wearing dirty underwear on his head, Honey Lemon wearing GoGo's clothes that are a bit small and baymax looking normal*

*GoGo, me and Hiro are in front row, GoGo wearing Honey Lemon's clothes which are to big for her , Hiro got cake in his face and me looking normal* (this needs to be a drawing XD)

Camera: *takes photo*

Everyone: *looks at photo*

GoGo: this photo is epic...

Honey Lemon: couldn't agree more...

Me: oh! Didn't we have one more dare?!

Tadashi: oh yes! The dare is...

Hiro: yeah?

Tadashi: *reads dare* Hiro has to tell everyone what he thinks of Talle which means if he likes her or not.

Wasabi: *pats Hiro's back* no escaping this one...

Me: damn- that gets me all nervous

Honey Lemon: CHANIRO

Hiro: um... *freezes up*

Fred: you go little dude!

(•—•): Hiro seems scared.

Hiro: *takes deep breath* okay... I'll be honest.

Everyone: *listens carefully*

Hiro: i...

Me: *looks at him*

Hiro: I...

Everyone: *watches him*

hiro: *sighs* honestly, it's hard to speak about these things... Truthfully, I like Talle.

GoGo: I KNEW IT

everyone: CHANIRO!!!

Me: HOLD UP!!!

Everyone: *freezes in confusion*

Hiro: just because I like her

Me: and I like him-

Fred: THEY ADMIT IT!!!

Everyone: CHANIRO CHANIRO CHANIRO

Hiro and i: GUYS!!!

Everyone: .*falls quite and stares at us*

Hiro: even if we like each other, doesn't mean we are together *grins*

Honey Lemon: *jaw drops* you have GOT to be kidding me.

Hiro and I: *exchange looks* no...

Honey Lemon: *dramatically falls to knees* NNOOOOOOOO

Tadashi: seriously?!

Hiro: all in good time Tadashi!!!

Me: thank you!

(•—•): so, there is so far no chaniro

Hiro: that's right!

Me: sorry folks!! But who knows? Maybe next year in Christmas?!

GoGo: until the next chapter- bye guys!!!

Honey Lemon: *stomps over and pushes our heads together*

Hiro and I: *widen eyes*

Everyone : CHANIRO!

Chaniro: *kissing*