Thorn: *eating salad*

Quake: *notices Thorn eating a salad*
>:0
*slaps the salad and the salad falls out of Thorn's hands*

Thorn: Mommy?! Why you do that to my salad!!!!!!???

Quake: Thorn!! I didn't raise you to be a cannibal!!!!!

Thorn: wot-

Quake: THORN YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE A CRIMINAL

Thorn: b-but mum-

Quake: NO BUTS NO RUTS NO GUTS

Me: *whispers to Quake* wrong line sorry. *gives Quake the right line*
K there we go.

Quake: oh thanks-
*ehem*
NO BUTS NO GUTS NO COCONUTS

Thorn: n-nu!1!1!1! But I want coconuts Q^Q

Quake: no being a cannibal in the halls, grounding for you.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! (if you know the reference then UwU to you.)

Thorn: I-

Quake: N0W G0 TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!1!1!1!1!

Thorn: *cri* okie mummy Q~Q