Me: everyone!! May I have your attention!!!

Every BBB: what is it??

Me: I WILL NOW DECLARE THE SEME... ON THE SHIP BLICEEEE!!!

Cyclone: so who is it? :3

Me: it's.... ICE!!!!
:D

Thunder: I can't believe someone lazy would be a seme.

Quake: shush Thunder! Don't be rude!!!

Me: well I have to tell you two what an Uke and a Seme doo!!1!1!1
Ice you have to be a tough boi. You also need to protect the Uke, AT ANYYYYYYYY COSTS.
Got that?!

Ice: yeah but I can still sleep, right?

Me: Yep!

Ice: cool.

Me: So Blaze....
You have to be so cute,innocent,adorable,tsundere, or anything kawaii desu.

Blaze: WHAT ;0;
NUUUU!!

Me: Yep like that! Nice example!

Blaze: I wasn't doing an example....

Me: oh well... UHHH...
DON'T WORRY!
There are other ukes in other ships so you won't get lonely!

Blaze: who are the other Ukes??

Me: Thorn,Cy....
Mama Quake....

Quake: WAIT I'M AN UKE!?

Me: yeah haven't you noticed in the previous chapters?! =□=

Quake: oh sorry I must've forgotten!

Me: Mama you're getting old!
You need some glass-

Quake: *glares at me and grabs a frying pan*

Me: es....
Ummm...
W-WELL WHAT I MENT WAS THAT... UHH...
I-IF YOU GET OLD YOU G-GET MORE R-RESPECT RIGHT?!
W-WELL B-BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOUNG L-LESS PEOPLE WILL R-RESPECT YOU!
*sweats*

Quake: hmmm.......

YOU'RE RIGHT! 😀

Me: phew!!!! *wipes off sweat and turns off camera*