Me: I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN! Spotify.
*they go and do their thing*

Duolingo: *yeets an egg at Y/N* DO YOUR SPANISH LESSON!!

Y/N: *running off in the distance* I WILL!

*at the apps*

Me: right everyone we have a guest!
YouTube: please no more countryhumans
Me: nah, not until someone requests it.
Spotify: oh no.
Me: *opens a random curtain to reveal byte*
Byte: heyo
Vine: *ded*
TikTok: VINE WAKE UP IT'S NOT NAP TIME YET
Me: Byte is Vine's reincarnation
Vine: *as a ghost* Nah, barley as cool as me.
Byte: *offended*
Me: anyway, he's officially in this now-
Vine: fuck.
TikTok: yes.
Me: anyway, we have another reaction!

Almost all the apps: ugh...

Me: this is for only YouTube though.
YouTube: double ugh.
Me: you'll like this!
YouTube: just make sure my legs aren't twigs, and I'll be fine.
Me: I don't think they are.. anyway! Here is the video:

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

YouTube: OH YES INDEED, AND I CAN SEE MY LEGS ARE NORMAL :D

Erm, hold up.
No, I ain't too flawless,

Twitter: I'M A GIRL YES
Me; you ain't supposed to react to this
Twitter: sorry just want to point it out uwu
YouTube: the fuck were those videos-

And no, I ain't the best.

YouTube: I'm gonna get you for this Facebook
Me: lol

And no, I don't say sorry

YouTube: moneyyy
Me: shut upppp

And no, I ain't perfect.

Me: wait is this copyright-
YouTube: well, you can do anything to me so I'm going to say no incase it is
Me: are you talking about the duck tape thing
YouTube: mostly, yes

But I am the man.
Do-do-do-do-do

YouTube: NORMAL LEGS YAS
Me: I like the loading thing, lmao.

I am the man.
Do-do-do-do
Whoop whoop!

YouTube: yes Dad go on
Me: I can see you're enthusiastic today.
YouTube: is that sarcastic
Me: yes

Shots fired.

YouTube: NO DEMONETISATION
Me: nah thanks

*some music plays with TikTok there*
*Vine is also there*

YouTube: VINE LOOKS SO GOD DAMN WEIRD WITHOUT SHADES
Me: IKR

*Google, Amino, Reddit and VK are saying stuff*

Me: Google is saying: *I'm proud of you son!*
YouTube: aww thanks
Me: Amino is saying: *Mr. YouTube, could you please get your slaves- I mean channels to sponsor me? :D No one else notices me.. ;(*
YouTube: they are slaves and I'm getting money from them ha ha ha

Also YouTube: did I say that out loud?
*suddenly all the popular YouTubers start chasing after him*
Me: THE REACTION ISN'T OVER YET! BEAT HIM UP AFTER IT!

YouTube: *returns, sweating*

Me: Reddit is saying: *look man, I say you're cool and all but why do so many of your videos solely on narrating my content?*
YouTube: oh fuck off
Me: Hey channels! You can beat him up now if you want!
YouTube: hahathatwasajokeimsorry
Me: I hope so

Also me: I can't translate what VK is saying. Can you, Duolingo?

Duolingo: can't be bothered
Edit: it's because she doesn't have a Russian keyboard so she can't type it in-
Me: Edit you're dead.
Edit: well I'm bein' honest

Me: ANYWAY! Thank you all again. Keep those asks and dares coming!

Edit: HEY WE FOUND THE TRANSLATION
Me: YES WE DID! It's *Facebook is your dad's rival? They seem lame.*
YouTube: well I guess Facebook and Dad don't get along THAT well at times-