Me: great. Country humans.
Also me: Meh I guess they're ok-
Spotify: *hmm*
Apple: *what you on about?*

(Me: please help me what am I typing)

TikTok: *throws an egg at Skype*
Skype: UGH!

*at the apps and countries too I guess*

Me: Ok, everyone, we have some guests!
Twitter: ooh, who is it?
Me: it's— countryhumans!
YouTube: *climbing on Facebook* NO NOT EU
Facebook: *sweating with I am confusion face on*
Me: no, the EU isn't here. He ain't gonna rape you.
YouTube: ok thank god.
Facebook: please get off me
YouTube: oh, sorry

Me: instead, we have Australia, America, New Zealand, England-
Edit: She's gonna do England because you didn't say uk so.. :/
Me: ok thank you, Canada and France.
Instagram: aww the whole family ❣️
Me: here they are!

*everyone steps in confused except for Ame*

America: Hey, bitches.
Snapchat: excuse me-
France: *smacks him* DON'T BE RUDE!
New Zealand: he's trying to be cool-
England: *sipping tea with a suspicious face on*

Canada: WHERE'S MY BABY?
YouTube: oh. I see who your on about.
Me: he ain't in this, sorry :/
Canada: aww 😭
Australia: quite belly-achin'!
Twitter: sheesh

*Reddit and America doing a handshake*
Discord: hmph.
America: your cool, I guess.
Reddit: I guess, your not.
Me: *whisper shouting* REDDIT!
Discord: *giggling*

Me: *walking up to England* erm, is this weird?
England: *glaring at me* what's weird?
Me: I live in you?
England: *mood rises up* OH YOUR NOT AMERICAN *hugs me*
America and Canada: HEY!

Instagram: are you ok?
Australia: yeah, why?
Snapchat: your currently on fire.
Australia: oh, yeah. I guess I'm fine *shrugging*
Edit: oh, your not. I can tell your not.
Me: *smacks Edit*

France and England: *having a moment*
TikTok: DASGASTANG
Vine: ditto.

New Zealand: So.
Tumblr: So.
New Zealand: I think your cool.
Tumblr: I think your cool too!
New Zealand: naw, I'm more hot.
Tumblr: oh, you ain't hot-
New Zealand: TEMPERATURE WISE
Tumblr: *blink blink*

Me: ok, that is it! Cya all next time, lmao.