Me: BEFORE THIS STARTS, I HAVE MY ASKANDDARE RANK BACK.

NOT 2ND, BUT 20TH. OUT OF 1000+ STORIES. SO THANK YOU, WATTPAD.

👌👌

(Edit: Hey, it's actually #16 now,, so,,
Me: ok thanks, Edit. Yes I kinda forgive you Wattpad uwu)

Ok now onto the dare WHICH I AM SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING-

ALSO NO I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THE ODDONESOUT ONE

So I have seen that, and here it is if ya wanna watch it:

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Ok so. Reaction time.

Also:

*Spotify and Apple do their thing and Duolingo throws an egg at 4chan who is now trying to kill him*

*the z-the apps*

Me: REACTION TIME!
Instagram: to what?
Me: a video. It's called 'It sucks to be me'
Also me: let's get started!

What do you do,
With the B.A. in English?

Twitter: oh it's me.
Me: and your a boy.
Twitter and YouTube: *awkward silence*
YouTube: hold up.
Me: IN MY VERSION YOUR NOT-
Also me: anyway:

What is my life going to be..?
Four years of college,
And plenty of knowledge,

Twitter: I haven't gone to college-
Duolingo: you failure of life.
Me: now hold on- it's just an animatic- no need to be rude.
Twitter: Ok. I still can't get over the fact I'm a boy.
Me: well, I didn't decide that! I still think your a girl. Anyway:

I earned me this useless degree!
I can't pay the bills yet,
Because I have no skills yet!

Twitter: EXCUSE ME-
Reddit: pfft.
Me: oh, your laughing now, but trust me your in it too.
Reddit: oh. ok.
Me: anyway:

The world is a big scary plaaaace!

Facebook: he ain't wrong.
Twitter: ahem.
Facebook: I MEAN THE PERSON VOICING THIS-

But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the huuuuman raaaaaaace!

Twitter: well, app race.
Me: IT'S AN ANIMATIC!

Morning Brian!
Hey Kate monster.

Tumblr: OH IT'S ME
Vine: and me. I'm a still a boy.
Tumblr: and I'm a girl!
Me: yes.
Twitter: LUCKY.
Me: your in this too.
Twitter: still a boy I'm guessing?
Me: yes.
Twitter: ugh..

How's life?
Disappointing.
Aww.. what's the matter?
The *something* company laid me off..
Aww I'm sorry!

Twitter: lmao leave him there to die
Vine: exactly, wtf?
Twitter: also you called me dad.
Vine: MOM.
Me: AMERICAN.

Me too!
I'm ten years out of college,
And I always thought-

Vine: excuse me I'm not that old
TikTok: yes my baby is a young baby. Also I hope I'm in this.
Me: you are, and your still a boy.
Twitter: OH FREAKIN-
TikTok: ok. I wouldn't care if I was a girl but ok.

What?
No, it sounds stupid.
Aww, c'mon!

Tumblr: fucking hell.
Vine: yes I called u bitch
Tumblr: fucking bastard.
Me: excuse me for that.

When I was little, I thought I would be..
What?
A big comedian on late night TV!
*giggles* aww 💖

Tumblr: lmao.
Vine: I actually didn't, but-
Me: IT'S AN ANIM- oh I give up!

But now I'm 32, and as you can seeee..

Vine: I'm actually like, 4, but-
Me: *glares at him*
Vine: what?

I'm not.
Nope!
Oh well.
Hmm!
It sucks to be me!
Nooo!
It sucks to be me!
Nooooo!

Vine: actually it does.
Tumblr: why tf am I disagreeing-

It's sucks to be broke,
And unemployed,
and turning 33!
It sucks to be me!

Vine: oh yes it does.
Tumblr: oh no it's doesn't.

You think your life sucks?
I think so!
Your problems aren't all that bad..

Tumblr: really? No job?
YouTube: really? Dead?
Vine: really? I'm gay?
Me: really? Shut up?

I'm kinda pretty,
And pretty damn smart!

Tumblr: finally something realistic
Reddit: oh trust me it's not

You are!
Thanks!

Vine: WHY AM I AGREEING—
Snapchat: ooh la la
Me: no, Vine has TikTok.

I like romantic things,
Like music and art!

Discord: SANS
Tumblr: I DON'T LIKE-
Me: -SHUT UP

And as you know,
I have a gigantic heart!

Tumblr: aww I'm apparently pansexual
Me: awww shut up it's an animatic

So whyyyy
Don't I have a boyfriend?

Tumblr: actually, good question.
Reddit: I'm sorry but I'm taken
Discord: very much so.
Me: go to like, idk, Facebook!
Facebook and Instagram: ha ha, nope.

FUCK!
It sucks to be me!

Tumblr: very much 'fuck'

Me; anyway I wanna upload something,, sooo,, go see Part 2 when it's out!!!