Me: AHH REALLY SORRY FOR THE WAIT, I JUST HAD A LOAD OF THINGS GOING ON IN MY OTHER ASK AND DARE, SO THIS IS THE FINAL PART, THEN REQUESTS WILL BE OPEN AGAIN!

Edit: ok jeez (he's in this now, it's official)

Me: anyway here is the video:

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

It sucks to be me!
No, it's sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!

Discord: true. Very true.
Tumblr: yes. Yes.

Is there anybody
Here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

Da da da da da~
Da da da da..
DA DA DA DA!
Da da da da da-

Reddit: lmao my face XD
Vine: am I a joke to you?

Why are you all singing?

TikTok: HERE SH-HE IS!
Me: even you forgot your own gender...
Spotify: SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET AIRPODS?

Because our lives suck!
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly?

Me: why does it sound like these are their ACTUAL voices???
Edit: lmao, sort of.

HA!
I coming to this country,
for opportunities!
To work in Korean Deli..
But I am Japanese!

TikTok: yes, I'm in fact China.
Me: your 'China'?
Vine: I like the outfit your rocking.
TikTok: Ah, yes thank you.
YouTube: CORONAVIRUS
Vine and Me: NO

But with hard work I learned to master degree!
In social work..
But now I'm a therapist..
But I have no clients..

TikTok: I don't wanna be a therapist >:(
Me: if you are go to Steven then, he needs it.
Twitter: who's Steven-
Me: *in the corner, by a grave saying 'rip Steven Universe'*
Tumblr: let's just leave her there.

And I have an unemployed fiancé

Vine: *smirks*

And we have
Lots
Of
Bills (illuminati)
To
Pay!

Edit: PEPPA PIG-
TikTok: yes, Vine likes watching i-
Vine: SHUUUUSHHHH! *blushing*
Me: we all have our secrets, it's ok.

It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka SUCK!

Me: Jesus Christ, calm down.
YouTube: this song describes TikTok's personality so accurately.
TikTok: *:D*

Erm, excuse me-
Hey, there!
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live-

Twitter: annnd I'm back.
Vine: m-mum?
Me: yes, the one who murdered you.

Why are you looking all the way out here?
Well, I started at avenue A, but so far everything is out of my price range-

Twitter: god I'm so poor
Me: you should be thankful you have so much money
Twitter: I AM

But this neighbourhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh look, a for rent sign!
YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE SUPERINTENDENT!
Here, lemme get him!
Great, thanks!

YO GARY!
I'm coming, I'm coming!

YouTube: oh no
Me: here you are!

Na na na, na na!

YouTube: MY LEGS-
Edit: 'lmao legs'
Me: at least they ain't thicc
YouTube: I THINK I'D PREFER THEM TO BE THICK

Oh my god it's Gary Coleman!
Yes, I am!

YouTube; why is my voice so high, I mean like-
Me: dude, it's just an animatic.
Edit: please don't start again.

I'm Gary Coleman
from TV's different strokes!
I made a lot of money
that got stolen by my folks!

YouTube: that's it Facebook and Dad I'm done with you
Facebook: ha ha ha
Google: whoops-

Now I'm broke
And I'm the butt if everyone's jokes!

Instagram: exactly where the fuck are your legs
YouTube: more like where the fuck are your boobs
Instagram: *slaps him with bag*
Me: yes perfection.

But I'm here, the superintendent!
On avenue Q!
It's sucks to be you!
You win!
It sucks to be you!
I feel better now!

Vine: yeah :D
Me: :D

Try having people stop you to ask you.
What you talking about with us?
It gets old.

Me: I could go back to past and say '2019 anyone?'
Twitter: yes but it's 2020
YouTube: unfortunately.

It sucks to be you!
On avenue Q!

Sucks to be me!
Sucks to be you!
Sucks to be us!

Me: LMAO YOUTUBE'S SIGN
Vine: pfft..
Facebook: I don't get it-

But not when we're together!
We're together on avenue Q!

Me: WELL! THAT'S IT EVERYONE, that was a big dare! Anyway,

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! I REPEAT, REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

So keep those asks and dares coming! :D