Me: well, looks like Amino is throwing the egg again. Spotify?
Spotify: *does the usual*
Apple: *also does the usual*

Me: THROW EGGS AT EVERYONE YOU HATE
Amino: I don't hate anyone,,
Me: THEN WHO YOU WANT TO
Amino: okie dokie *throws an egg at YouTube, Instagram, DeviantArt and Wattpad*
All of those apps: HEY!

*At Disney+ who I decided is a boy*

Me: *busts in all movie style again* HEY YOU!
Disney +: *watching Star Wars with Edit*
Edit: oh erm... I better be leaving..
Me: *eyes him*

*anyway*

Me: DISNEY PLUS
Disney+: erm yes?
Me: A USER DARES YOU TO GO AND MAKE SOME FRIENDS
Disney*: I have Edi-
Me: DISREGARDING EDIT (wHO's buTT I'm gONNa KIcK..)
Also me: *drags Disney+ along with me to the apps*
Disney+: *confusion*

*at ze apps*

Amino: *pours a bucket of water on me and Disney plus*
Me: HEY!
Amino: oh.. whoops. Heh heh..
Disney+: what happened? Is it shower time already?
Instagram: Is he drunk?

Amino: *puts flour in Insta's new bag*

Facebook: I thought that was YouTube's job lmao

Amino: *puts Facebook's new phone in a jar of water*

YouTube: HEY!

Amino: *somehow hacks YouTube's computer so it looks like Twitter sent a text saying 'Your Dumped'*

Me: ugh. Wait a second- *magically gets dry*

Amino: *kidnaps Edit because she can*

Disney+: Oh. Erm hello. Also I'm not drunk.
Me: *pushes Disney into the apps* MAKE. SOME. FRIENDS.

Amino: *writes a letter to me saying she kidnapped Edit*
Edit: wait that's not a prank-
Amino: I'm gonna do a prank. Ok?
Edit: ok. You have fun with that.

*some time later*

Me: oh sh*t Edit's been kidnapped by Amino.
Also me: eh why should I care?

*Meanwhile Amino goes and breaks the fourth wall*

Me: oK I'Ll GO geT EDit-