Dare 32, 33 and Ask 5 + 2K!!

Ok so, first things first, hopefully Wattpad won't GLITCH AGAIN..

But I've reached 2K!!! So thanks so much for that guys, it's really appreciated!

Anyway, we have 2 dares and an ask which we are using for 2K special...

Me: well. Spotify?
Spotify: HI YA *kicks Apple you know where*
Apple Music: yIkES..

Also me: Discord.
Discord: *throws an egg as Skype*
Skype: AGAIN?




















*at ze apps*
Duolingo: quit it.
Me: sORRY-

*at the apps*

Me: OK THEN, FIRST AN ASK-
YouTube: well imma head out
Me: just this once because this isn't for you-
Also me: *turns to Apple and Spotify who are arguing*

Also also me: *does the annoyed eyebrow raise*
Instagram: AHEM
Apple: WAT
Me: what would you do if you and Spotify were dating?
Spotify: *blushing a tiny bit* wait what-
Snapchat: OOH LA LA~
(EDIT: BTW they aren't siblings they are just annoyed by each other :/)
Apple: pfft. As if I would date him-
Me: jUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
Spotify: I would.. be gay.
Apple: with the worst b**ch ever.
Me: woah watch your words pal-

Spotify: yeah, WITH YOU
Apple: hmph. F**king d**khead.
Spotify: I think I'll stay off being gay FOR NOW-

Me: and u Apple are in trouble.
Apple: why
Me: because you are 'monstrous' as the user describes you, and I gotta find someone for you to be shipped with.
Apple: ha ha.. nope.

Twitter: isn't that an obvious Spotify?
Me: well. Hmm.
Spotify: Ha ha.. nope.
Me: I'm surprised your not related
Also me: but that would be incest..
Apple: oK I GUESS I DON'T MIND BEING SHIPPED WITH SPOTIFY-
Spotify: *blushing intensifies*
Apple: -if he would stop being a huge b-
Me: *slaps duck tape on his mouth* STOP SWEARING YA BASTARD
Apple: *rips it off* ow! Sorry!
Spotify: ahem.
Me: it's not a swear word!
Also me: anyway! STOP BEING RUDE
Apple: WHY?
(Edit: Also, Spotify was the better app. But that's ok :))
Me: I'LL DUCK TAPE YOU UP LIKE I DID TO YOUTUBE!

TikTok: How could I forget?
Vine: me too?
YouTube: ME THREE?
TikTok: I thought u left
YouTube: nah.

Apple: Jesus Christ
Me: anyway! To Disney+!

*so*

Me: *busts in to Disney+'s room*
Disney+: *watching Star Wars*
Me: *picks him up all awkward*
Also me: *plonks him outside and pushes him*
Disney +: wait wat-
Me: GO! AND! SOCIALISE!

Also me: phew that's it ppl thanks so much for the asks and dares they are coming in like CRAZY,,,

Anyway! Keep those asks and dares coming!

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