Me: oh look! The old mates are back!
YouTube: mates? There isn't any mating here!
(sORRY THAT'S OF PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR d'ya get the joke?)

Me: anyway! I forgot about Apple Music.

Also me: HOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN

*at the apps*

Me: hey guys!! Spotify, your gonna meet someone, and in my world, they are.. your.. frienemey.
Spotify: a what now?
Me: a frienemy. Your friend slash enemy.
Spotify: Oh. Ok. Who?
Me: you'll have to come this way to see them..

*at Apple Music*

Spotify: who the heck are you
Apple Music: I am Apple Music I heard you are Spotify? (For some reason I imagine him with a genie voice xD xD)
Spotify: oh. Apple Music. And yes.
Apple Music: I am a better app than you!
Spotify: excuse me?
Apple Music: I said, I am better than you! People use me more!
Spotify: no they don't!
Me: woah! Should I let Google declare this?
Spotify: yeah. I know him better.
Me: he's not choosing you he's writing down what other people have declared!
Apple Music: go ahead then! Search it up!
Me: I WILL.
Also me: *searches it up*

Spotify: HA! I AM USED MORE!
Apple Music: yeah, but I'm still better! It says so!
Me: I mean, the user is on your side, Apple Music.
Spotify: hmph! I'm still used more!
Apple Music: they think I'm better! *sticks tongue out at Spotify*
Spotify: *does the same but to Apple Music*

Me: well, those two are going to argue EVEN more.

Keep those asks and dares coming!