Me: foreshadowing... lol.

I guess me leaving a lot of spaces is a thing now, huh?

*at the apps*

Me: ok people you will probably die by tomorrow.
Twitter: excuse me?
Facebook: how do you know?
Vine: I always wanted to be an angle
Snapchat: you are an angel.. a dead one too..
TikTok: BASTARD *shows middle finger*
Me: WOAH!! TikTok calm down!
Instagram: but like— vine died.
Vine: I am offended.
Me: well I can't disagree with ya there Insta-
TikTok: HEY
Me: ok that's double rats for you TikTok-
TikTok: if I die then the world will kill you
Whatsapp: more like if I die.
YouTube: where'd he come from?
Me: God knows.
Also me: *puts a load of dead rats on the table* dinner's ready!!
Everyone but me: *gulps*
Pinterest: It p..probably need a bit of salt, t..then it's taste b..better..
Me: ok then, SALT!

*a load of salt falls onto the rats*

Everyone but Pinterest and me: *gives hi-her a look*
Pinterest: sorry I just er-
Me: gobble gobble time.
Reddit: you turkey-

*everyone has a bite and 30% of them spit it out whilst most of them eat it*

Skype: It ain't actually bad. I thought it would be worse..
Amino: I don't like rats anymore -_-
Wattpad: rats are actually the most cleanest thing alive, disregarding plants.
Facebook: I obviously just needed information for my meal, NERD!
YouTube: she got that from me, probably.
Me: had everyone enjoyed their meal?
30% of apps who spat it out: NO
69%of apps who ate it: SORT OF
TikTok: Yes. Bon appetit.

Me: lovely! Keep those asks and dares coming!