(This was requested by a friend of mine)

Me: ok apps get ready for the first dare
Google: oh no
Me: first I got a question of who I ship
YouTube: phew
Me: well... I ship TikTok(male) and Vine(male)
TikTok: derp no wonder we are forced to date
Vine: 😏😏
Me: I also ship YouTube(male) and Twitter(fem)
YouTube: ok I take that phew back
Twitter: well no wonder I get started at in public
Instagram: maybe that's because you have WINGS?
Twitter: and maybe that too
Me: anyway time for the dare
Google: here comes my second 'oh no'
Everyone but Google: ....
Google: oh no.
Me: yeah you better say that
Also me: anyway my friend dares Facebook to stay underwater for 5 minutes
Facebook: no I choose life
Me: well tough
*group go to beach*
Facebook: can I go home
Everyone but Facebook: NO
Facebook: whhyyyyy
TikTok: *picks up Facebook*
Also TikTok: *yeets him into the water* YEET
Facebook: aAaArRrRrGgGgHhHh!!!!!
Me: now get on with it or you'll drown
Facebook: OK OK SORRY GOD
Snapchat: this guy has some problems
Instagram: Tell me about it
Facebook: *holds breath and goes underwater*
Me: ok timer is set.
*2 minutes later*
YouTube: *walks off*
Wattpad: where ya going
YouTube: to plan a funeral
Discord: for who
YouTube: the weirdo in the water
Me: yeah I think he died
Twitter: ok jeez let's not go straight to consequences
*another 3 minutes pass*
Facebook: GgGgGgGaAaAsSsSpPpP!! *coughs in agony*
Everyone but Facebook and YouTube: HE'S ALIVE
YouTube: aww man
Facebook: EXCUSE ME??
YouTube: I wAnTeD tO sPeNd SoMe MoNeY!!
Facebook: ON WHAT *coughs*
YouTube: YOUR FUNERAL
Facebook: I AM OFFENDED >:(
Instagram: ok guys break it up
Snapchat: stop fighting over death
Twitter: I'd rather you'd both die
Facebook and YouTube: >:(

Me: ok that's it for this dare and ask please comment some more I beg you people 🥺🥺