Yuu: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Akita: it's not my fault you're always looking for ways to kill yourself. Anyway, you stop them. No matter what. Lock them in a room with absolutely nothing in it and put them in a straitjacket. Then paint the room with their least favorite color. Done.

Rin: it sounds like you've done this before.

Akita: no. I've only thought out a detailed plan.

Rin: riiiiiiight.