Akita: ...

Rin: nothing to say?

Akita: nope.

Rin, Kaneki, Ed, Ichigo, Inuyasha, and Kirito: *at starting line*

Akita: *takes pistol and fires at the sky* I wanted to race... T-T

Rin: *running like a boss (XD)*

Kaneki: *using kagune to go faster*

Ichigo: *also running like a boss*

Inuyasha: *running*

Kirito: *running*

Ed: *falling behind*

Akita: hmm... *at finish line already* maybe that's why I'm not racing...

Ed: DAMMIT!

Akita: *gasps* I know! HEY PIPSQUEAK! I BET YOU WON'T WIN BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SHORT!

Ed: WHO YA CALLIN' A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET?! *at finish line*

Akita: you're welcome. *throws trash at everyone else*

Kirito: do I have to?

Akita: *shoves old banana in his mouth* that looks so weirdly wrong...

Kirito: *swallows quickly* YUCK!

Ed: so I just have to be nice to her?

Akita: yep.

Ed: *glomps me* THANK YOU! I DON'T WANNA EAT TRASH!

Kaneki: I can't eat this...

Akita: oh yeah! Everyone except Ed and Kaneki!

Rin: *on the verge of puking* that's not fair.

Akita: oh yes it is.