Akita: Toshiro... Hitsugaya?

Toshiro: *making his normal face*

Rin: I think mine is kinda obvious.

Kaneki: same.

Akita: you're talking about your hentai stash?

Rin: o/////////o

Kaneki: he has what now?

Toshiro: I... can't deal with any of them. That's my secret.

Akita: you liar. At least it was an answer... so  Kaneki?

Kaneki: ... eh?

Akita: what's your biggest, darkest secret?

Kaneki: oh. Uh... *blushes slightly* like I'll tell anyone.

Akita: WAIT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THIS IS SOMETHING KINKY ISN'T IT?!

Kaneki: GET AWAY FROM ME! *runs away*

Akita: GET BACK HERE! STOP DODGING THE QUESTION!

Rin: well, uh, I guess we're cutting it short, but honestly Kaneki actually likes me.

Kaneki: RIN, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.