"Which one of the KagePro characters' stories is most like yours?" - Uhm, It's like a Takane/HeadphoneActor/Kano/Seto/Momo/Ayano/Shintaro. Time for me to explain, Robert The Special One. (Pfft)

Headphone Actor: Have you ever run through a freaking crumbling Six Flags while everything's dusty (while carrying a baby) and there are tall people surrounding you (I was four) and your mom just died. I didn't think so.

Kano: I started my lying streak after my birth mom died.

Seto: At the orphanage, I got bullied a lot AND I had this stupid habit to listen in on peoples' conversations. Anyway, I was randomly walking down a random hallway when I came across my friend Thomas's room, and he was crying, so I cheered him up. I got a Seto/Mary thing all up in here. (I was eight)

Takane: Remember Thomas? YUUKEI YESTERDAY TIME. ( I know.) (Ages like nine through eleven)

Shintaro: Like, the first part of Lost Time Memory and the whole of Toumei Answer, but I don't think Thomas died... I don't think he's dead... OMGCONFUSED. Anyway, Shintaro's me and Thomas is Ayano.

Ayano: When I was fifteen (after I was adopted) I got three now adoptive siblings. We all loved each other very much. Then, Foster Mom died, and a while after I found out he was going to get married again. I tried to talk him out of it, but preparations were already made. Don't worry, I didn't hurl myself off of a cliff, but I went off to earn my own money and hopefully buy my own house to live with the kids in, so they wouldn't have to stay with stepmom all their lives. It's working out pretty well.

Momo: Otsukimi Recital with Ama and I. I tried cheering Ama up after her parents' deaths. I think it worked... OMGMORECONFUSED

And that is that.

"Just how dyslexic are you?" - N's look like u's and u's look like w's and w's look like m's. So ultimately n's look like m's. And there's a whole bunch of other letters that don't even look like letters. I have to make you read everything for me. YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, ROBERT. (the special one)

"Why do you hate me?" - A lot of people hate you, Robert. You play around when it's not time to play around, and you're annoying. I don' HATEHATE you, I just dislike you. A lot.