"Why would you help a pregnant woman? If me, I'd totally ignore it." - I'm helping her because she's my friend. And I've convinced her to stay home. Yeesh, she's stubborn.

"Dorm -_-. Have you ever thought that her uterus (?) Is gonna expand making her stomach looks like it grows?" - I went to school, you know. I just keep tinking she's going to look like a ballon~! :3

"You know, giving birth hurts like hell. (My teacher told me.) Meaning, screaming. Ever thought of how to hide the screams?" - We've convinced her to go to a hospital. That, my friend, is good.

"My teacher also said, there is a specific place you need to cut a little so the baby can come out. And after the baby comes out, you need to sew it back. Ever thought of that?" - My dad's a doctor. I'm not going to CUT anything. Hell no. HEEEEEELL NO. If I cut something, I'd probably screw up and cut myself.

"My teacher also once said that you need to check baby to make sure the baby is okay, not hurt, etc. Thought of that?" - Uh, duh. If the baby is hurt, I'd probably know, even if it was internally. I can tell from the way people move and breathe, even the color of their skin, eyes, or even hair, if they're not doing alright. I think I've got this part under control.

"My teacher also said, heads should come out first. You can do that?" - No. Once again, my dad is a doctor, and Kadynce is going to the hospital he works at, thank God. 

"There is gonna be a lot blood. Ready for that?" - 0.0

...no.

Good thing I'm only going to be in the room AFTER she's done giving birth and AFTER they've cleaned her up. Yeeeeeeesh.