My friends Ansley and Ariel

"Are you racist?" - What? Hell no! YOU'RE the racist one, Ansley! You're the one who's always shoving between me and Ariel and yelling, "OREO!"

"What are those mysterious scars on you shoulder about, huh?" - Mysteries are to remain mysterious. Get off my back.

"What the hell was that in Reading yesterday? You prone to bleeding or what?" - Scissor accident. Didn't realize it was actually bleeding until it started hurting. Kill me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you're SUPPOSED to cut people with scissors. *Stares intently at the guy who sits behind me in Reading*

"Why are you so busy all the time?" - Excuse me, but do you play sports? And I have a pregnant woman to take care of, if you didn't know. Please, stop chasing me around, I will talk to you when I have the time.

"Are you bi?" - Yes.

"Why do you always say, 'Kill me if I'm wrong,' ?" - To raise the stakes a bit. Luckily, I'm never wrong. 

"Why are you always so silent?" - Why are you always so loud?

"Are you a virgin?" - Yes.

((That was eight facts. Oh, well. They threatened to embarrass me in from of everyone if I didn't put that last one. I'm scared of what they couldv'e done.))

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