He'd get fired because he burned down the lab. End of story, spontaneous combustion.

"Oh shit! Duck!"

As soon as I heard Noya yell that, I dove under the desk that my current project was on. I then grabbed the fire extinguisher bolted to the bottom of it, and readied it by pulling out the pin. I shut my eyes and count to three in my head.

One, two-

There's the explosion I was expecting. I leap from under the desk and quickly put out the fire, then look at Nishinoya.

"Okay, fine," he said, "I destroyed the lab, I'll buy dinner."