I promise that this time, it's an actual question.

What should you guys call me?

I would rather not reveal anything even remotely personal on the internet, so not my name.

I want you guys to pick a name.

Try to pick an androgynous one, because I don't want to reveal my gender to the internet.

Yes, it can be whimsical, no, it can't be something like "simp"

Have fun.