Asano X Reader pick up lines (texts)

Asano:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I own money
I own you too~

You:
Yeah you do~
If you were an angle
Then you would be a
Acute angle.

Asano:
Aw~
Sex is a sensation, caused by temptation
A guy sticks his location in a girls destination, to increase the population of the next generation. Are you ok with my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

You:
Can I have a demonstration?
Roses are red
Nagisa's hair is blue.
Asano Gakushuu
Ashiteru
(I think that's how you spell it. I think.)

Asano:
Love you too~
A life without you
Is like a broken pencil.
Why?
Because it's pointless.

You:
😍
Asano how many letters are there in the alphabet?

Asano:
26.

You:
Oh.... What did I leave out?
U R A Q T

Asano:
😊
No matter where I go,
No matter who I'm with,
I'm always finding myself going back to
You.

You:
And you always will!
Have you got 11 protons because your Sodium fine.

Asano:
😲
You used science. Well done.
Roses are red
My garden is blue
I bargained with a demon
To get my hands on you.

You:
🤣 You bargained with Karma.
I told myself I would never fall in love.
Then I saw you smile.
And I fucked it up.

Asano:
❤️
I like Lego.
Do you like Lego?
Let's build ourselves a relationship.

You:
Totally.
Like I have totally fallen for you.

Asano:
Ooooo~
My heart only beats for you.

You:
💕
Ouch! That hurt.

Asano:
What hurt?

You:
Falling for you.

Asano:
💞
If you were mine
I'd treat you like my homework.
Slam you on the table and do you
All night.

You:
Can't wait.
I love you like I love anime!

Asano:
So alot!

You:
Yes.

Asano:
Ok.... I ❤️ u 2
If your phone in your back pocket?
Because it's calling me.

You:
😏
You must be a motorbike
Because I wouldn't mind riding
You.

Asano:
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💞💞💞💞💞💞
💕💕💕💕💕💕
Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that.

You:
Oooooo~

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What did you guys think?

Karma: I think it was cool. You had them both saying how much they loved eachother.

Yeah!

Karma: *laughs* your such a child~

You know Karma I'd treat you like you like homework as well.

Karma: I think I'd be the one to slam you on the table and do you all night.

...... True......

Karma:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh and for the one that requested "Asano X older twin! Sister" I did try and make that but I couldn't. It just did go well. If you could please request another one then that will be great.

*Bows*

I am really sorry that I couldn't do it. I really did try.
I'm sorry if your disappointed.

Please forgive me. I really did try.

But everything I tried nothing turned out good. So I give up. I really am sorry!

If you have another idea then go ahead and tell me. I will try that and I will do my best not to disappoint you again.

That goes for the rest of you as well. If you have any requests then please tell me.

Again really sorry.

Now.....

Bye for now

To be Continued!

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