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If Aru was a therapist

Aru: Hello, my name is Aru, how can I help you?

The woman, crying: Yes hello. So yesterday I left my house and about a kilometer away, my car broke down. So then I rushed back home to take my husband's car. But then I found him in bed with the neighbor's wife! I'm completely devastated, I don't know what to do!

Aru: Okay ma'am, this is obviously a very serious problem

The woman: Yes

Aru: A car breaking down one kilometer from the house is never a good sign. You need to take it to the nearest service center to get to the root cause of the problem.

The woman:

The woman: What the fuc-