Fire
Boo: Alright, today, we're gonna be talking about what we will do if there was fire in the building.
Nikki: I'm running home as fast as I can, and if you were in my way, I'm gonna push you
Sheela: *Thinking* Go to the nearest window and jump?
Boo: No, you will calm down and line up quietly
Brynne: You want us to stay happy and joyful while we burn?
Rudy: *dies*
Aru: Line up quietly? Is the fire sleeping??
Boo: If everyone is panicking, I won't be able to take attendance to see who's missing
Nikki: Take attendance while the fire eats us?!?
Boo: What if everyone started running, and someone behind you trips and falls?
Brynne: That's their fault, they should have run faster
Boo: You know what, we're gonna hide under our desks
Aru: What is the fire doing, playing hide and seek?
Boo: You are also leaving everything behind in class, including your backpack
Nikki: Boo, do you want to pay for my AirPods, makeup, brush, curling iron, and lashes?
Aru: Boo, do you also want to pay for my phone cause I'll bring the whole chair and desk if I have to.
Brynne: I'm not leaving my $80 backpack here-
Boo: These kids-
Boo: Again, we will calm down because I will not open the door until we are in a single file line!
Aiden: What if Rudy was burning?
Aru: Yeah, are you gonna tell him to 'cAlM dOwN hOneY'
Brynne: He's gonna tell him to stop, drop, and roll-
Nikki: How bout we tie up in that chair, and let you burn, hmm? How 'bout DAT?
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